do telemarketers call you all the time?
- Thread starter Tooper
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I always get calls from MCI, and I tell them "you guys called last week, and the week before that, lose my fuckin' number, I'm not interested". It really pissed me off when they leave a message on my machine. I've had some fools just say "hello, hello, Is Jeremy There?" what a bunch of idiots, havin' conversations with my answering machine. and they do it in tha middle of the day when I'm at work. It's like, how tha fuck are you gonna sell anything, if you call people in the middle of tha day when they are at work?
When my caller id says "unknown number," i turn on some gabber or some black metal and blow their muthafuckin eardrums out, the fucks. i'm serious, i flash. earlier today i was listening to some Slim Whitman which is pure yodeling hick mountain music and just let the telemarketer listen to that shit for like three minutes before they hung up.
This is what you do and has worked for me.
Tellemarketer: Hello this is so and so calling on behave of ATT how are you doing this morning
Me: going good so far, dont fuck it up
Tellemarketer: Excuse me,well anyway i am here to ofter you.....
Me
interupts him) Aww your gonna fuck it up, dont fuck it up(Warning Tone)
Tellemarketer: Uhhhhhh Well we at ATT have this deal with are phone service and this is the price and if your not happy we will just cancel your subscription is that ok?
Me: AWW YOU DONE FUCKED IT UP, CLICK!!!!!
Tellemarketer: Hello this is so and so calling on behave of ATT how are you doing this morning
Me: going good so far, dont fuck it up
Tellemarketer: Excuse me,well anyway i am here to ofter you.....
Me
interupts him) Aww your gonna fuck it up, dont fuck it up(Warning Tone)Tellemarketer: Uhhhhhh Well we at ATT have this deal with are phone service and this is the price and if your not happy we will just cancel your subscription is that ok?
Me: AWW YOU DONE FUCKED IT UP, CLICK!!!!!
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I work as a market research interviewer. We just do the surveys we don't sell nothing. People always tell me they are on the DO NOT CALL LIST and they are not supposed to be getting any calls from any solicitors and threaten to sue my company and blah blah blah blah blah.. and when i say i'm not selling anything so i'm exempt from that list they say "NO YOUR STILL A SOLICITOR" so i give them my name my companies name.. blah blah all this bullshit and they tell me i'm going to owe Money, i just say alright then.
Then you got people who are willing to do the survey but only if your paying, so if i know i'm not being monitored i say "Yep we pay 75 dollars a survey, but i don't like greedy people" and hang up.
Then you got the people who are willing to do the survey but they are constantly screaming at there kids all thru it or there is a baby crying in the background, and they don't even do anythign about it.
Then there are people who say "i'm not interested" so i say "thanks for your time" and then they quikly say before i can hang up "don't call me again ok?" like they think if they say that we won't call back. You have to say "take me off your list" "remove me from your list" or something about removing your name from a list or else we will call back. If you do say "remove me from the list" and they don't you can Charge the person and they will get a fine or something like that.
Then i heard bout this one guy who faked he was having a heart attack on the phone so the interviewer told a supervisor, the superviser contacted the local police station in that city and the police showed up at the guys house and he was sippin a beer on his porch and didn't know what the fuck was goin on.
The best is when people try to fuck with you tho cuz then at least you get a laugh.
But this job is stupid i wouldn't suggest going into i'm only there cuz i'm a lazy pot head and its real simple. plus it's alright pay for a part time job while i'm finishing school.
Then you got people who are willing to do the survey but only if your paying, so if i know i'm not being monitored i say "Yep we pay 75 dollars a survey, but i don't like greedy people" and hang up.
Then you got the people who are willing to do the survey but they are constantly screaming at there kids all thru it or there is a baby crying in the background, and they don't even do anythign about it.
Then there are people who say "i'm not interested" so i say "thanks for your time" and then they quikly say before i can hang up "don't call me again ok?" like they think if they say that we won't call back. You have to say "take me off your list" "remove me from your list" or something about removing your name from a list or else we will call back. If you do say "remove me from the list" and they don't you can Charge the person and they will get a fine or something like that.
Then i heard bout this one guy who faked he was having a heart attack on the phone so the interviewer told a supervisor, the superviser contacted the local police station in that city and the police showed up at the guys house and he was sippin a beer on his porch and didn't know what the fuck was goin on.
The best is when people try to fuck with you tho cuz then at least you get a laugh.
But this job is stupid i wouldn't suggest going into i'm only there cuz i'm a lazy pot head and its real simple. plus it's alright pay for a part time job while i'm finishing school.
i used to solicit along time ago...all the big wigs up in there runnin shit are some fat nasty motherfuckers that were to stupid to get a real education so they come up with a job that everyone can do so they can frolic around like gay booty shooters and cuss and boss motherfuckers around...knowing that they wouldnt even come close to even saying hello to them in the real world...man fuck that job!!!!!!!!.......