Disappearing condoms, breh

[L.D.S.]

Over 700,000 condoms stolen while transported to Japan

Undated handout shows a polychaete worm found at a whale fall at Sagami Bay, Japan








TOKYO, Japan - Today, a major manufacturer in Japan have complained after their products were stolen while it was transported from Malaysia towards Japan.
According to Sagami Rubber Industries, their 726,000 condoms were stolen, which came from their factory in Malaysia and should be taken to the company's main plant in Japan.
When the shipment arrived in Japan, the container van was empty and the lock was changed before leaving Malaysia.
The said condoms are 14 percent more thinner than the ordinary condom.
The value of the missing condoms were estimated at 120 million yen.

Them damned worms were hard at work screwing Japanese people out of their contraceptives!

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

whats the worm all about? That thing looks fuckin disgusting, breh

 

[L.D.S.]

IDK, that's the pic that was used in the report. lol

It's hilarious to me that it's a worm.

 

[fillyacup]

I guess its true and they seem to know it, always wrap your worm..

 

[Zer0.MediA]

Come again?

 

[$ilent]

wtf is that worm that shit looks crazy as fuck ey!!! cot dayum!!! i would fuckin freak if i woke up with that shit on me

 

[Ez-Roo]

Weird records

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

@silent its probably something so small you cant even see it. That looks like a picture from a microscope


but there are giant millipede's. I would google image it, but those freak me the fuck out....

 

[Gofer]

 

[Rossibreath]

Whenever I use a condom it ends up disappearing on the floor after a couple minutes then I have unprotected sex with huge whores.

 

[:ab:]

I thought this thread was about porking fat bitches

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

@silent its probably something so small you cant even see it. That looks like a picture from a microscope

Nope, Polychaetes can be Pretty damn big ~ a foot in some species. If you go out on a pier in the pacific northwest a drop a waterproof light in the ocean (or sound) at night you'll attract all sorts of cool shit. I've seen big ass Polychaetes get devoured by shrimp while I've been night-lighting in the San Juan islands. [/nerdy correction]