Dirty Party Trick and Stuff. Here a Good One From Me, Lets See Some Of Yall's Too!!!!

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moonpizzle

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This one is for perfect if you are in a lame's house for a party, a dumb beezies house, or some square. it is called..........The Upper Decker

THE UPPER DECKER

When you need to take a shit hit the bathroom in the marks house (This is probably the only time it would be even cooler if you had diarea). A big fat log would do just fine too.
Take the lid of the tank of the toilet and awkardly take your shit in the tank not the bowl of the toilet.

Wipe up and throw the paper somewhere else like the trash can or stick it to the wall (This is so there is nothing but dook)

When the next person flushes the toilet instead of bringing new water the log you had dropped that probably looks old shows up and this stunt works even better if the person who flushed the toiled only took a piss because this will cause even more of an unplesent surprise until they can figure out what happened. This might take a stupid broad all week to figure this one out. Until they do figure this one out they will not sleep well. This my siccness fam is called...........The UPPER DECKER
 
Stealth

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Yeah I've given an Upper Decker or few back in my day. Let me take this time to think of something fucked up that I've done to someone else....

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Eh, I must be a lame ass. I can't think of anything right now.
 
CannibalCrow

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:confused:

Lovely.. I think someone I know used to brag about having done that to a pizza place or something..

I'm going to have to keep a list of the people who aren't allowed to use my bathroom now.......
 
mustynutz

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well...i always like the "slip his younger sister some GHB and grab the camcorder" party trick....the look on their faces when they wake up and see all that duct tape and rope...bwahahahaaaa

or the Psilocybin laced chocolate trick....man i love that one....

then the "take a shit in the sink" trick

"adding protein to the milk"



but i always like the "wipe your ass on the monogramed towels" trick
 
Stealth

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Okay! I remembered a trick I played when I was younger.

We were 16-17, hanging out with some 15-16 year old chicks that were known around town for their sluttiness. We wanted to test out this hypothesis, so we had a party. The girls game. We went out and bought O'Douls non-alcoholic beer, and put it in milk jugs. We came back to the house with jugs full of "beer". So these girls start drinking all the NA-beer, acting all drunk and shit, blowing guys at the party with ice-cubes in their mouth and shit. One girl is jacking my boy off with hand lotion saying "i'm so fucking drunk right now or I wouldn't be doing this". All in all, when the girls woke up "hungover" the next day, we told them that the beer didn't have alcohol in it and they were all fucking sluts.
 
mustynutz

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^^ bwahahhaa...that remind me of the old Vodka and Water switch a roo.....2 vodka bottles, one for the ladies, one for the men...#1 had vodka, # 2 has water....Lets see who can do more shots...!
 
CannibalCrow

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^^ Some friends of mine did a similar stunt to some girl but they used oregano instead of weed and she got all "fucked" up and was hugging the walls. ( They only did it to her because she invited herself to a party she found out about and was trying to get up on every guy there.) That's why I laughed during Eurotrip when they had the "special" brownies that actually were just normal ones. When they told the girl it wasn't really weed she started to cry and ran away from the party. She's a dumb ass anyway. Claimed to do every drug out there and she was trying to crush up Tylenol and smoke it, and say it has the same effect as crack... 5'2, 280 lb nasty girl who also slept around a lot (somehow..?) and claimed proudly to be a slut.

Oh and someone pissed in her beer bottle at the party and she was drinking it and not even noticing. I wasn't there for this party ( I don't party ) but I was amused at the after stories.
 
mustynutz

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theres the "oh shit im gonna cum in your mouth( but really im pissing) " trick my boys pulled on dirty ass Shanna from pacifica...how the fuck did that dumb bitch not know...bwahahahaaaaaa
 
Stealth

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I wouldn't fuck with a bitch if my dick was in her mouth...unless she had no teeth. That's too much of a risk if you ask me.
 
Rob S4

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CannibalCrow said:
^^ Some friends of mine did a similar stunt to some girl but they used oregano instead of weed and she got all "fucked" up and was hugging the walls. ( They only did it to her because she invited herself to a party she found out about and was trying to get up on every guy there.) That's why I laughed during Eurotrip when they had the "special" brownies that actually were just normal ones. When they told the girl it wasn't really weed she started to cry and ran away from the party. She's a dumb ass anyway. Claimed to do every drug out there and she was trying to crush up Tylenol and smoke it, and say it has the same effect as crack... 5'2, 280 lb nasty girl who also slept around a lot (somehow..?) and claimed proudly to be a slut.

Oh and someone pissed in her beer bottle at the party and she was drinking it and not even noticing. I wasn't there for this party ( I don't party ) but I was amused at the after stories.
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This is the type of broad that will car bomb your ass. After she feels like a social reject its on. Watch yo back-Homicide.
 
Rob S4

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Heres a little trick take your bottle of brewski and put your thumb over it find someone who has an opened bottle of brewski and take and hit the top with the bottom of your beer and see the fun that happenes. All I will say is remember the Baking Soda and Vinegar volcano?
 
AegrusMind

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at work some broad was rude to my bruv so when he went to
make her a cuppa he took a cup of warm water with him to the
toilet, dipped his cock in it then took it back & poured it into
her cuppa, then just so he could saviour the moment he sat
down , watched her drink it all & quietly laughed to himself.

classic

personally my only party trick is pushing my genitals inside
myself so it looks like i have a vagina. sick but true
 
Sav Scorcese

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AegrusMind said:
at work some broad was rude to my bruv so when he went to
make her a cuppa he took a cup of warm water with him to the
toilet, dipped his cock in it then took it back & poured it into
her cuppa, then just so he could saviour the moment he sat
down , watched her drink it all & quietly laughed to himself.

classic

personally my only party trick is pushing my genitals inside
myself so it looks like i have a vagina. sick but true
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Dude that just sounds nasty man.lol.
 
2-0-Sixx

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AegrusMind said:

personally my only party trick is pushing my genitals inside
myself so it looks like i have a vagina. sick but true
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Uh, WTF????

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Hmm, the only "party trick" my comrades and I used to pull at parties was the "disappearing" act and ending up in the master bedroom for a few minutes and leaving the party with pockets full of goodies.
 
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