ENJOY.......
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...
>couldn't concentrate.
>
>
>Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it,
>so they gave me the ax.
>
>
>After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it
>....mainly because it was a so-so job.
>
>
>Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.
>
>
>Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice too my
>life but I just didn't have the thyme.
>
>
>I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut
>the mustard.
>
>
>My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
>noteworthy.
>
>
>I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
>
>
>Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.
>
>
>I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on
>my net income.
>
>
>I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
>but the work was just too draining.
>
>
>So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for
>the job.
>
>
>After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a
>historian until I realized there was no future in it.
>
>
>My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was
>always the same old grind.
>
>
>SO I RETIRED AND I FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...
>couldn't concentrate.
>
>
>Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it,
>so they gave me the ax.
>
>
>After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it
>....mainly because it was a so-so job.
>
>
>Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.
>
>
>Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice too my
>life but I just didn't have the thyme.
>
>
>I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut
>the mustard.
>
>
>My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
>noteworthy.
>
>
>I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
>
>
>Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.
>
>
>I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on
>my net income.
>
>
>I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
>but the work was just too draining.
>
>
>So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for
>the job.
>
>
>After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a
>historian until I realized there was no future in it.
>
>
>My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was
>always the same old grind.
>
>
>SO I RETIRED AND I FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!