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"When I wear my penis cape, I totally feel like my penis can fly wherever it wants to. And you know what's weird? When I'm wearing it, I feel like I can rescue people from bad crap that's happening to them."
"Everyone thinks it's all cool to be Homecoming King. Wrong. It's much sweeter to wear a robe and crown on your wang. Because when the Homecoming King is out on the field looking like a complete idiot, my girlfriend's at my place calling me Your Highness."
"My boyfriend came home the other night all dressed up with a bunch of flowers. He never does that, so I figured he'd screwed something up AS USUAL! LOL
. Instead, he took off his pants and his penis was wearing a tuxedo. I was like Damn that's one handsome penis!"If you want a tuxedo, cape, championship belt or robe & crown for your penis, follow this link:
http://www.durexdickorations.com/
