Dentist horror stories

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D-Rose

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Well it ain't that bad of a story, but it still fuckin sucks. I haven't seen the dentist for like a year and a half, and today i goddammed paid for it. I had 3 cavities and had them all filled today. Right now my face is numb and puffy as fuck, on some Kanye West shit. I can't eat, can barely speak, and am hungry as hell.

Muthafuck.
 
Mr. Samos

Mr. Samos

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D-Rose said:
Well it ain't that bad of a story, but it still fuckin sucks. I haven't seen the dentist for like a year and a half, and today i goddammed paid for it. I had 3 cavities and had them all filled today. Right now my face is numb and puffy as fuck, on some Kanye West shit. I can't eat, can barely speak, and am hungry as hell.

Muthafuck.
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Your a fucking pussy dude.
 
Arson

Arson

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May 7, 2002
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white devil posted a story of waking up from the laughing gas with his dentist dick in his mouth, but the post got erased, maybe he can re touch on it.
 
4fifteenRolla

4fifteenRolla

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had a young dentist, female. she was cleanin my teeth with her titties all on my face, i swear if she turned my head just a lil too the right her nipp woulda been in my mouth. it was a good appointment
 
ALL BOUT CHICKEN

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4fifteenRolla said:
had a young dentist, female. she was cleanin my teeth with her titties all on my face, i swear if she turned my head just a lil too the right her nipp woulda been in my mouth. it was a good appointment
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same here, lol.

i usually have some dude that cleans my teeth...

but recently, i've been having this female dentist. everytime, it's like she uses my head to rest her tits on.
 
CHAPO GUZMAN

CHAPO GUZMAN

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lastime i went to the dentist, they put the wrong part of my mouth to sleep they were working on half of the area that was numb and the half that wasnt. Needless to say the shit fuckin hurt, not so much hurt but more like that weird ass drill feeling. I felt the shot all the way down my my jaw bone. It took me 5-6 hours for the numbness to go away and by then it was 11pm. I was bleeding for a couple hours too. There were 2 females and then some old guy working on my moutpiece.
 
Gemini

Gemini

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Speaking of dentist I'm due for a check up...thankz for the reminder.

TRUE STORY...

On my last dentist visit (went in for some fillings), I was numbed up on my left side of my mouth (after sitting there for about 10-15 minutes), the dentist walks in, looks at his chart and say's "Jesus, this has never happened in my whole career, but I numbed the wrong side of your mouth."

I was like WTF?!?!?!? I saw he was kinda trippin' like that look on his face of straight guilt and the puppy dog eye's of please don't tell. Needless to say I didn't "snitch", so he proceeded ahead with the procedure on the right side of my mouth.

The drive home (which is 24 miles south from the dentist), was a bitch. My face felt swole as fuck and kept drooling without feeling it...had a napkin in my hand and constatly wiping my mouth. Lips were all chapped and trying to avoid biting my bottom lip all at the same time. I finally get home only to get the news that one of my uncles had passed away (and nobody even bothered to hit me on the celly)...

I gathered up the family and out the fucking door I went again to my cousin's house which back in Salinas (24 miles north) from where I live.
 
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