DEFINITION OF PUNK PUSSIES....

[carlos]

SO FIVE YEARS AGO I REMEMBER THIS WHITE GUY I MEAN THIS HARD LOOKIN WHITE GUY HARD HEADED WHITE GUY WITH THE FACE THAT NEARLY KILLED THIS BLACK DUDE HE ALMOST DID BY BEATIN HIM UP THEN CRACKED ALL THE BLACK DUDES TEETH OUT FRONT PARTS....THATS WHAT MY FRIEND TOLD ME ABOUT HIM................SO ONE DAY IM WALKIN AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD BLOCK BY MYSELF AND ALL THE SUDDEN THAT HARD HEADED WHITE GUY CAME UP TO ME TALKIN BOUT '' AY DOG AY DOG YOU TRYING STEAL MY CAR'' DONT FUCKIN LIE TO ME MAN I KNOW U TRYIN TO STEAL MY CAR''

I WAS LIKE WTF MAN IM JUST WALKIN AROUND THE BLOCK.........THIS WHITE DUDE STILL KEPT ON TALKIN LIKE ''AY DONT PLAY WITH ME''

SO I WENT TO MY GANGSTA LEVEL AND I SAID TO HIM LISTEN HERE BRO I DONT NO WHO U IZ IM JUST WALKIN AROUND THE BLOCK IF U TRYIN TO FIGHT ME U THINKIN I TRIED TO STEAL YO CAR THEN WATS UP THEN

ALL THE SUDDEN THE PUNK MOTHAFUCKA TRIED TO GET MAD AT ME AND SHIT USIN HIS FACE ON ME AND SHIT LIKE IM HIS BITCH......

SO I WENT TO MY NIGERIAN NIGGA KINGDOM LEVEL HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE

WITH GODS GIFT POWER SPECIALNESS WITH MY NIGGA KINGDOM VOICE I WENT UP TO HIM LIKE ''MUFUCKA!!! I'LL CUT CHO MUTHAFUCKIN AZZ LIKE NIGERIAN U HEARD WAT DA FUCK I SAID I SPIT IN HIS FACE .........DUDE GOT SCARED OF ME REAL DEEP HE BITCHED OUT LIKE '' OKAY MAN OK OK SORRY I KNOW U DID TRY TO STEAL MY CAR ''

THEN I WAS LIKE MUTHAFUCKA!!!! I WILL EAT DA FUCK OUT YO NUTZ ON SUM NIGGA KINGDOM SHIT.....................AND ALL THE SUDDEN THE DUDE RAN OFF LIKE A PUNK PUSSY

HE REALLY DID THOUGHT I TRIED TO STEAL HIS CAR THOUGH......

COUPLE DAYS LATER AFTER THIS ....................8 MEXICANS CAME UP TO ME AND SHIT ONE OF EM HAD A GUN AND THEY WERE IN THERE CAR

INSTEAD OF GIVIN EM A THUG LOOK I GAVEM A NIGGA KINGDOM LOOK .......AND THEY WAS LIKE ''HAHAHA HE THINK HE'S BLACK HE TRYIN TO FUCK WIT US '' THEN I WAZ LIKE ERRRRRR ERRRRR LOOKIN LIKE A GREEN GOBBLIN SPECIAL GIFT LOOKIN LEFT WHEN IM GOIN RIGHT THEN LOOKIN RIGHT WHEN IM GOIN LEFT BUT WITH THE MIND OF GOD WISDOM

I WAZ LIKE SMOKIN A BLUNT GIVIN EM THAT NIGGA KINGDOM LOOKK REAL REAL DEEP AND TEHY KINDA PUNKED OUT LIKE THEY SAID IN SPANISH ''EL ES NEGERO'' MEANIN HE'S REALLY BLACK HE'S GOT THE EYEBROWS....I KEPT GOIN UP TO HIM THE MEXICAN DUDE IN THE PASSENGER SEAT WAS KINDA SHAKIN HE DA ONE DAT HAD A GUN I SAID ''MUTHAFUCKA!!! IM GODS GIFT'' THEY GOT SCARED OF MY FACE WIT DA NIGGA KINGDOM VOICE THAT I WAS BORN WITH.......

THEN THEY LEFT .......................................................................................IM SPECIAL IN A MILLION WAYZ IN TO ONE IM GODS GIFT................YA'LL ARE NOT GOING TO KNOW THAT IM SPECIAL TIL YA'LL SEE ME ON TV THATS WHEN YA'LL PEE IN UR PANTS AND SHIT IN UR SELF LIKE IF I JUS FLIPPED YO FUCKIN LIFE INSIDE OUT

AND THATS NOT ALL WHOLLLE LOTTA SHIT

 

[timebomb]

DA FUCK???

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

 

[mrtonguetwista]

^^^ photo six made me catch a

 

[90'sBayPlayer]

Now we all know why they say it's tastes like chicken

 

[Dhadnot]

I'd fuck...


But only if she had the chicken mayne.






It's a recession.

 

[D-Rose]

^^^ photo six made me catch a

^

90s babies need not apply to this post.

 

[MOREBASS]

I wanna try the drug that Carlos is on when he posts.

 

[0R0]

I WAZ LIKE ERRRRRR ERRRRR LOOKIN LIKE A GREEN GOBBLIN SPECIAL GIFT LOOKIN LEFT WHEN IM GOIN RIGHT THEN LOOKIN RIGHT WHEN IM GOIN LEFT BUT WITH THE MIND OF GOD WISDOM

:beard:

 

[emma]

huh. i read that as "pink pussies" like the first 5 times i skimmed the list of threads..

 

[menlohog]

Cool Story breh

 

[DeepEastBeast]

U A FULL BLOWN KNOCK

 

[niguardian]

thats what the fuck im talkin bout, made this shit worth readin


























made my weenie wiggle

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

lol @ "weenie wiggle"

 

[rising_tied]

Im not even gonna lie but in like the 2nd image I thought the Chicken was attached to the lil kids head