Deep Fried Asparagus

[Foul Mouth]

does anybody know how to make this shit?

every year here in Stockton they be havin the Asparagus Festival and they slang that shit deep fried,and the shit aint no joke,i was wonderin if anybodys mother makes that shit so i can pass the recipe to my wife....

 

[RIX]

wtfffffffff


AYE THROW IT IN SUM HOT OIL

 

[Foul Mouth]

naaawwww maaannn,im talkin the whole 9,i dont know howda make batter n' shit or tempura.i can figure out the frying part....

 

[RIX]

uhhh buy em frozen albertsons got all sorts of shit like that... fried okra, fried everything

 

[SocialResponsibility]

damn that line was no joke for the fried asparagus, i wasnt even tryin to wait in line for that shit..........took my ass to beer alley instead.........seen my boy ryan out there to, aint seen him in a minute.........that shit was tight tho, was better out at 8 mile, but i still had hella fun......u make it out here foul mouth?

 

[DubbC415]

fried asparagus sounds hella good...my girl makes some fuckin good tempura...i'll talk to my girl if she knows anything about friend asparagus.

 

[RIX]

damn a bitch that caooks for you is a goooooooood bitch

 

[YOUNG BREW]

^^ rix always sayin the doo doo dumb shit..."get some frozen shit"..man the dude is tryna get put up on a recipe for some home cooked shit!!! respect that!

 

[ConnDemned]

they have lil packages of tampura batter... like bisquick shit, just mix up a lil water and some of the mix, dip your nasty shit in there and fry it up and munch like hell

 

[MeloTrauma]

You ever smell your piss after you eat a gang of aspargus? God damn, it smells worse than my shit.

 

[Foul Mouth]

damn that line was no joke for the fried asparagus, i wasnt even tryin to wait in line for that shit..........took my ass to beer alley instead.........seen my boy ryan out there to, aint seen him in a minute.........that shit was tight tho, was better out at 8 mile, but i still had hella fun......u make it out here foul mouth?

yeah,them lines for that shit were an hour and a half wait,and there were 5 lines.but my cousin knew somebody in the front and hooked it up.i took my kids and my wife out there on that saturday.that shit was better than oak grove.better for the kids you know.Valley Brew (from Miracle Mile) was out there slangin asparagus beer,i wanted to try that shit but me and my cousin couldnt find it.that shit was coo tho.you see them 3 cats out there doin beats on the garbage cans and shit,them cats wasnt playin....

 

[Foul Mouth]

they have lil packages of tampura batter... like bisquick shit, just mix up a lil water and some of the mix, dip your nasty shit in there and fry it up and munch like hell

yeah,i'll follow that recipe pimp....

and yeah,the shit makes your piss STANK,and thats why at the asparagus festival i didnt see any long porta-potty lines....