David Lama vs. uh-oh

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Oct 29, 2005
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Gay aka Hype Battle

Rules: what you have to do is compliment your opponent, say nice things about him, give him props bla bla bla, basically be GAY lmao. so you dont judge on disses but on compliments, this is basically a who could give props the best or whatever battle. so yea judge on that


uh-oh
the verse uh-oh wrote

rushed wanted to get it over with good luck man



an animal in the sheets, wanna bend you in many ways,
horses scare me, but hell.. id ride this llama anyday!
go ahead and take all that nyquil in your throat,
seeing ya neck stretch pictuing me making you choke,
but i wouldnt wanna hurt my baby, no not my davey,
i wanna buy him a better stereo and make him be my lady,
take you outa that room and we can look at gorgeous scenes,
staring at ya crotch admiring that bulge in your jeans,
i can see me slapping ya cheeks off, and wacking ya ding dong,
and thrash ya balls with my tongue, like the action in ping pong,
aint no one as gay as me dog better believe it,
because once that bottle was empty, i filled it with his semen,
and drank it dry, aint gonna lie, i wanna f*ck this sexy bastaird,
lick all on his dootch and suckle on his ass hairs...
for real though i wanna f*ck your earhole and jizz on ya hat,
youre so fine, you make me look like a piece of fricking crap :



vs.



David Lama
the verse David Lama wrote



Gary is ya real name

ok I stalked you, its cuz I want there to be a me and you
I’m straight..,but remove the r from your name to see what I’ll be for u
I’ll take my time licking this guy, doing it any quicker is sin
uh-oh says its time for trouble, but I rather play naked twister with him
I envy you, but that pic above I despise..,I must wonder the why’s
like why ruin God’s master piece by putting paint under ya eyes?
I’m not a sports man, so if I say I love football.., its my faking, kid
but I’ll go wide for u..,after I open your asshole & stick my face in it
I just quit Nyquil.., wont even have a taste??,.. that’s right.
saw your pic & said f*ck sleep..,I rather stare at your face at night
its ironic as f*ck..,only reason that pic brings laughter you see
orange rhymes with nothing but its on the only thing that matters to me
I once had rape thoughts when I saw this girl & your getting that same look, g
forget football, if I ever used my feet with u it’d be to play footsie
such a sexy thing, All the girls on ya block be in ya house I bet
you look so good as 26..,u should replace z in the alphabet