David Lama vs. Star Bucks

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Oct 29, 2005
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READ THIS FIRST: this battle happend on another site, it was a KEYED battle, done pretty quick and shit. posting it here for feed. let me know what ya think.



Star Bucks
the verse Star Bucks wrote



This kid is a joke and he must have some bad karma
'Cuz I know for a fact he got those DSLs from his mama
Can you hear me now? No, your ears disappeared like magic
And it's tragic how I'll break him off worse than that hat is
Shit, I've burnt some bridges in my day, but damn yo
I've never seen a bridge as wide as this man's nose
You're a sham bro, you claim to get pussy, but Sir?
That hood's the closest thing you've got to getting fur
And what's worse, when you're finished dropping spits fam
That's not a 'stache you grew, it's just where the shit lands
Your flow's a bit bland and that hat just emphasizes
That your style's as out of line as those fucking eyelids
Stop the violence? I'd threaten to give you a fat lip
But it seems that genetics beat me to it as is
My bad kid, you know that I'm merely joking
And I don't have to worry -
His zipper already has him choking
DL'll get broke in, why is he worried about another pic when
This one makes him look like a furry condom I put my dick in
Kiddin', kiddin', but seriously, i have to say it for the hell of it
This pic just goes to show your mother should've been celibate

vs.

David Lama
the verse David Lama wrote



I’m spittin’ that sick shit

claim ya daring? then hurry kid, hit this!!
you’ll have a heart of gold,
after I cut ya hair, open ya chest up & bury it with it
I only accepted this battle to give you an L and welts
& make u feel small without reminding u that u look like will ferrell in Elf
I‘m eating this guy, stepping to me means ya seekin to die
cuz I’m poor.. I’ll check ya face and cash the green in ya eyes
think thats a “I’ll win” smirk?.. heres something ya need to realize then
hes only smiling cuz he just got his new dildo in that box behind him
you act black on the boards.. & need to stop faking ya bitch
kid’s so light he had to turn the lights off before taking that pic
sometimes the black thing gets ridiculous, bare with me, listen
hes rocking that white hood to remind him of where he lives in
star bucks?.. go gamble at vegas then buy a clue with ya winnings
dude, the only star you remind me of is Richard Simmons
After this you wont be able to walk if you even rise
blondes are dumb.. and you battling me is another reason why
fake ass bitch, I’m telling you the truth & ya hate this shit
might as well take the bucks out ya name and buy a new face with it
you had nothing but played lines.. while they’ll say my rhyming’s sick
so fuck ya verse, me and ya hair are the only things that shined in this