David Lama vs. +~patch~+

[David Lama]

this Battle is from Another site. just wondering what people on here thought of it.

1st to 5 wins
around 20 lines

 

[David Lama]

+~patch~+'s verse

+~patch~+

Never had a bitch;
So this prick jacks till he goes into trauma
But there’s hope. I saw a big V win on yo momma
Luv the name. I can associate dave lama with ya ass
Cuz before your conception moms made llamas dick her ass
And that joe camel snout thing; opps, my bad…that’s Ur nose
Is more fucked up than every line u dropped in prose
Bragging about winning Fight Night, I don’t really see the reason
U might as well still be jail… cuz u obviously still have no freedom
I mean damn dog, the kids like sixteen…
Ur a grown ass man, so why the fuck were u bitching?
Ill?? A great?? I’ve got numerous reasons to doubt duke
its sad… u got 2 post every single thread, ‘cept 1 about U
U should have focused on battling, u only have yourself to blame
But U’ll go down in history… as the guy that wrote bout every1 else’s fame
Cuz you’re a lame. An du’s dame… she’s a straight female
Fa’ reeeaalll… That is, if you are into Mister Ed-looking shemales…
U will never blow wit Johnny’s depp u can play hard but,
Like George Yung in all actuality Drugs should’ve fucked u up
But I have to admit, u remind me of Don King in a lot of aspects
Ur hair games fucked up… you’re a fossil, an your style is played to death
He left for two months, but honestly u should’ve stayed gone longer
Cuz your wrists and testicular odor is the only things that got stronger
This cat’s so frail, notebook paper could crack his chin bone
But he’s known… for giving out more handjobs than Kim Jones
They said in the mag battling you requires research…
Why?? Anybody that creates burial plots can dig up dirt
You remind me of 4 dike bitches in a volvo…
There’s a lot of pussy, but the only thing hard in ‘em is a dildo.
sucker...

 

[David Lama]

My verse

David Lama

I'm working on my marketing plan for entreneurship class.. shits LONG as hell

make sure ya finish it. if you dont it could cost you
I mean, at least it aint longer than a list of all the kids you’ve loss to
so bitch if u want. but even though you rant well
those punches made less sense than u taking a class u cant spell
see this verse?, this here’s some dope rhyming you bitch
I’ll go postal on patch. like a mail man that smokes trying to quit
your way too Young P. no way your defeating this, please!
you aint half as good^as that guy. & I recently beat him with ease
rumors are I’m not creative. aint what I fucking used to be
turns out its true. cuz I can only picture 1 thing.. you lose to me
ya reps mostly negative. so fuck finding more fame
theres only 2 things positive about ya. the plus signs in your name
ya wont see any pirates. but this kid’ll be coming up short
so there’ll be a patch on an eye. after I rip 1 off him & put it under his corpse
there’s really no point. don’t do your clever jokes kid
cuz that shit above my verse. is the 1st time you were ever quoted
when my things up. bitches are always gonna feign dick
but if Patch things up. they be like somethings gotta be fixed
you’ll never get props. your just another weak cat
so forget about a pat on the back.. unless you call yaself chpat
they say I’m a master at this. I’m after bucks dude
nobody’ll call you a master P. then again that rapper sucks too