Hype Battle
Rules: what you have to do is compliment your opponent, say nice things about him, give him props bla bla bla, basically be GAY lmao. so you dont judge on disses but on compliments, this is basically a who could give props the best or whatever battle. so yea judge on that
-king david-
the verse -king david- wrote
what it do......
David's straight pimp, a typa wingman, never a cunt block
seen basic instinct? this dude was Michael Douglas' stunt cock
makin Stone's wanna moan, got bitches clothes thrown
with a game so fly, you can tell that this pimp's flown
may be chuggin Nyquil but he aint on a small budget
but dude got so many lids, he loans Paul Wall fits
ya missed it? don't worry you'll see dude drink and post
catchin hoes in action......
.........cuz dudes got mad links on the coast
don't mean to boast, haven't met him but I heard good things
there known
that he's got fancier rings than Paris Hilton's cell phone
other cats got fly names, and I don't mean to cop them
but thanks to Lama,David's always in the top ten
gunplay?
should see Dave handle a 9, he's so handy,man
he'd take a few shots, an fix your plumbin and ya ceiling fan
I'm hyping this dude, if not for his names sake
It's cuz it takes a David.........
......to recognize one thats great
vs.
David Lama
the verse David Lama wrote
my ego aint gotta be checked dude, I don’t have to pretend boo
every time I said David’s the best..,I actually meant you!!
registering musta been easy, one sec was what the planning took
all it took was dashes in ya name to compliment ya dashing looks
some call u whack, And I wont lie kid..,this thread’s a riot
but who needs skills when you have beer threads with diode
I’d love to hear ya moan, take me home to see your throne
fuck Lama, I rather add king in front of my name and be your clone
we love pleasing u, ever since birth you got the very best dude
this is DD..,& ya mom changed her tit size to that b4 she breast fed u
I don’t feel right addressing you.., cuz son ya hot, see
we both got our name from the bible but you’re the only one that’s Godly
you a 12 incher Maaaaayne.., what the fuck?? Ya hot!!!
even if your not a king, I‘ll still get on my knees,..to suck ya cock
forget sportsmanship, after this do me a favor and boo
cuz me winning this battle only means I’m gayer than you
Rules: what you have to do is compliment your opponent, say nice things about him, give him props bla bla bla, basically be GAY lmao. so you dont judge on disses but on compliments, this is basically a who could give props the best or whatever battle. so yea judge on that
-king david-
the verse -king david- wrote
what it do......
David's straight pimp, a typa wingman, never a cunt block
seen basic instinct? this dude was Michael Douglas' stunt cock
makin Stone's wanna moan, got bitches clothes thrown
with a game so fly, you can tell that this pimp's flown
may be chuggin Nyquil but he aint on a small budget
but dude got so many lids, he loans Paul Wall fits
ya missed it? don't worry you'll see dude drink and post
catchin hoes in action......
.........cuz dudes got mad links on the coast
don't mean to boast, haven't met him but I heard good things
there known
that he's got fancier rings than Paris Hilton's cell phone
other cats got fly names, and I don't mean to cop them
but thanks to Lama,David's always in the top ten
gunplay?
should see Dave handle a 9, he's so handy,man
he'd take a few shots, an fix your plumbin and ya ceiling fan
I'm hyping this dude, if not for his names sake
It's cuz it takes a David.........
......to recognize one thats great
vs.
David Lama
the verse David Lama wrote
my ego aint gotta be checked dude, I don’t have to pretend boo
every time I said David’s the best..,I actually meant you!!
registering musta been easy, one sec was what the planning took
all it took was dashes in ya name to compliment ya dashing looks
some call u whack, And I wont lie kid..,this thread’s a riot
but who needs skills when you have beer threads with diode
I’d love to hear ya moan, take me home to see your throne
fuck Lama, I rather add king in front of my name and be your clone
we love pleasing u, ever since birth you got the very best dude
this is DD..,& ya mom changed her tit size to that b4 she breast fed u
I don’t feel right addressing you.., cuz son ya hot, see
we both got our name from the bible but you’re the only one that’s Godly
you a 12 incher Maaaaayne.., what the fuck?? Ya hot!!!
even if your not a king, I‘ll still get on my knees,..to suck ya cock
forget sportsmanship, after this do me a favor and boo
cuz me winning this battle only means I’m gayer than you