David Lama vs. Halloween Jack

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Oct 29, 2005
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this is from this week's RBL, hook up some feed dudes. I wanna see who ya think won.

David Lama

Mets said:
halloween jack is a horrible text battler and thats all i really know about him.
I’m a criminal,
that’ll go in stores with nothing n leave with 2 bags
closest u’ll get to bein’ a KriminaL, is writin like his newb ass
why we doing so much?, it aint like ya some goat
now I gotta write 30 lines about what mets said in that 1 quote
I Monitor this league, ya kids are in my dimension
Hall’ monitors.. NOTHING.. they just send kids to detention
Sex talk? he’s never had a girl, and dude lies rarely well
this kid bases all his sex stories on the Jack and Jill fairy tale
you be stuttering my name.. .like "La La", - damn
but I aint stuttering.. my punches'll send ya to La La Land
rankings? somehow ya got this far, but that’ll change kid
from now on urs will be low like the middle of ya name bitch
u mod the Dojo, & claim to help those who lack rhymes
but all u do there is teach newbs how to love ur whack lines
the reasons why your here?, the truth’ll torture you
dak1ngpen
macmilimeterhyms
Dr.Mic
m1ssing
-KriminaL-
problematic
Hardkore the MC
Extreme Venom
{Mr.Blackhood}
^u’d be 0-5 if the whackest fucks didn’t always vote for u
I’m violent, Lama’s ways are sick, I’ll stab ya ass fast
while Hall’ ways aint shit.. but places where kids cut class at
I’ll shoot jack, cut him all over, And add in some swings
what u hurting 4?. if we’re talking ranks the answer’s nothing
u a virgin n wanna have a boy, but a bitch?, ya lack one
mike & tito must be a myth cuz there wont ever be a Jackson
next week’s champ match?, just be glad ya got here man
cuz u wont be fucking with Henny see, like whack beer brands (hensley = champ)
I feel bad for this ugly fuck, he cant even screw hookers
shit, u named yaself Halloween & chicks still dont give u sugar
don’t judge my pockets, your the poorest within ya block
I aint gotta fuck with clowns poppin’ out to see jack in the box
yea I’m sounding repetitive, but fuck a jack rhyme
overall: this battles alotta nameplays vs. a buncha whack lines

vs.

Halloween Jack

david lama.. allah.. allahcums... whoever the fuck you are...
here...listen...

david never knew his family... but im glad to know he's happy see...
his dad got put to sleep... and his mom got arrested for beastiality...
but that was kind of a leap, dog...
cuz when the cow jumped over the moon's
when mommy and auntie was playing leap frog...
cheap slob... it aint hard to tell, fag...
no one cares about ya league, we just wanted to see the RBL mag...
allah, what can i say to you?! no one praises you...
you're like that cave in Virginia the way those Minors fell prey to you...
im slayin you... lemme make my intentions clear...
Lama could've trained BLAINE, the way he came in here n just dissappeared...
listen queer, go kiss ya dear knowing she's a he...
geez, ill reverse slap this fag till he says his name is Diva D...
beef with me?!?!?! dont put ya dame n kids throught it...
ill go n stab Allah's son in the back like my name is Judas...
ya face is ruined, thats what ya wife n ya husband say...
so Allahcums?! pffffft....
that couldnt even happen on Judgement Day...
ill crush n slay... with arms ablazin'...
and do what Hitler did to all those who follow the Star of David...
ill carve ya grave an' say 'rest in peace' to Lama...
cuz his career is dead in a trashcan... like Beanie Sigel's fatha'...
see me? nada... ill torch ya loose leaf notes...
cuz you verse me's like Chuck Norris... tryna battle Bruce Lee's ghost...
who supes these folks?! Lama you a tough thug?!
you the type to go to jail... and use a human penis a buttplug...
i crush slugs... ill slap you toothless...
you found the link to my picture... queer...
well, here's the link of your reaction to it...
faggot. stupid. are words people use for you...
your lines stretch so far... Fantastic 4 dropped Reeds n tried recriutin you...
ill send a flame to put an end to his reign...
and silence Allah like the 'H' at the end of his name...
howl at me...