David Lama and Young Philly vs. SPul and JTR

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Oct 29, 2005
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This battle happend on another site, posting it here for some feed, ITS A TAG TEAM MATCH.




SPul's verse
the verse SPul wrote

aiight, lol seen this dude Lama searching thru my shit. Old battles, old threads about me. So watch him bring back "Claims" that been played to death on me, and convicting me as a biter for using played concepts like he has many times on RM, and to mimesis last week. Try and beat us lyrically, not with biting claims like you did last week. shit son, everytime i look, I see you online. you 23 get a life, man. now listen up....

I'm gon be kickin' this kid's ass so bad, leave him brusin' black and blue
The way my boot leggin DL so much, the music industry will try and sue
Both y'all are jokes. And I think it might be right for me to note..
That I shouldn't mention your names...
..either that or get accused of biting jokes
Lama's on RM's dick. bro be advised your upon theft
So its no wonder David Wright's and rewords have half of Mets concepts
And Philly, I think you're wack. I confess, I might be a hater
But dude you Benadict for so long, I could arrest you for being a traitor
I'm blazin' right by y'all. You can just call it a breeze
And watch me rip up PhD, like I was shreddin' my college degree
Lama keeps his computer runnin' 24/7. You need to get a life, it's true
Cuz you know you're a couch potatoe...
...when your computer gets more exercise than you!
EZ

JTR's Verse
the verse JTR wrote

David Lama:
PM'ing me over and over to show, relaaaaaaaaaaaaax bro
You rose to the top of tag tourney, but ima burn you clown
& you'll think my verse is a real bitch, the way it turns you down
I drop like an animal, so it's understandable that ima beat on ya
Cuz when it comes down to animal instinct, Jackal eat Llama
Fucking f'real, you're the worst one here, i'll toss you aside
Cuz the weakest Islam, no wonder Muslims commit suicide!

Young Philly:
I'm coming out the gate swinging, so you'll be taken out
When I hit ya rib cage so hard, your heart'll get arrested for breakin' out
Muhfucka, when I throw fists, just know I wreckin' victims
One punch, leave ya head twistin' till they bring a priest in for exorcism
Big homo transvestite, i'll take you out, with kicks until ya ass is hurt
What's worse, he read ^^^^^^^^^ that
...then put on his dress & grabbed his purse

Bitchez!






vs.






Spul said:
Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back?
Joke site said:
What you gon do wit yo verse, when the baboon wants it's ass back?
where Spul posted it
http://community.rapverse.com/showbattlethread.php?t=146021

where he bit from (17th line)
http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/olly_b/insults.html

Spul said:
You’re so dirty... that you need to creep up on the bath water
Joke site said:
Yo mama's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water.
where Spul posted it
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=124077

where Spul bit from (1st joke)
http://www.blitzhumor.com/yo12.htm

Spul said:
So a punch crossed yo mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey
Joke site said:
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey
where Spul posted it
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=131692

where he bit from (Go to the bottom, it’s the 3rd joke to last.)
http://www.joesjokesite.com/jokes/funny_insults/show_joke/insults1

Spul said:
Y'alls birth certificates?..
...sorry letters from condom factories!
Joke site said:
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
where spul bit
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=231794

Where he bit from
http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/SMS_Jokes_One_Liner/180.html

Spul said:
Lookin' at him, it's hard to imagine he's in his late teens
With a nose that makes such a great point... it belongs on the debate team
Fracture said:
Dissin other dudes pics likes urs is passable.
How when ya chin makes a Point thatd get a debate team to nationals.
where spul bit it
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=221477&page=1&pp=15

where fracture posted it
http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache...ls.&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1&client=firefox-a

Spul said:
Your rhymes are less felt, then scratched up pool tables, you're lame
And..
We all know that UBISOFT.... and I ain't talkin' bout computer games!
John Hensley said:
Quit actin thugged out, and don't ignore the hatin.
Dawg, we all know UBISOFT... like fans of game corporations.
where Spul bit it
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=221477&page=1&pp=15

where John Hensley posted it (alot of people have bitten this line off Hens, its not played)
http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=951333&highlight=ubisoft

Spul said:
You must have stopped to think... and forgot to start again
Joke site said:
He stopped to think and forgot to start again.
where Spul posted it
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=219183&highlight=spul

where he bit from (number 34)
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_380.htm

Spul said:
You could prolly get enough exercise, by jus pushin' your luck
Joke site said:
I Get Enough Excercise Just Pushing My Luck
where Spul bit
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=193195&highlight=spul


where he bit it from (line D57)
http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache...cise+pushing+my+luck&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1

Spul said:
Cuz you got enough fat in your cheeks, to feed 7 thirdworld countries
Joke site said:
If we killed you, how many third world countries do you think you could feed?
where spul posted it
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=192709&highlight=spul

where he bit it from (just look for where Countries is highlighted)
http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache...thirdworld+countries&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1


Spul said:
The only 4.0 you got in school.....
.................................................. ... was your B.A.C!!
Joke site said:
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my Blood Alcohol Content.
where Spul posted it
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=206178&highlight=spul

Where he bit it from (just go to where school and 4.0 is highlighted)
http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache...chool.+B.A.C.K+jokes&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=3






David Lama:
the verse David Lama wrote

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooo


Lets see what JTR has to say about Spul.

he said the follow here.
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=221477&page=1&pp=15

JTR (speaking to Spul) said:
Fucking recycling, biting, cheating, not to mention annoying as hell on Msn. I don’t want to review another one of your verses for this tourney. I don’t want to go vote on your battles. I don’t want to give you more concepts and reword your shit, and I don’t want you telling me how much you elevated just from reading my battles. You fucking groupie.
J wants me to expose spul, dont ya see whats happening?
why else would he not do all that but yet come here to tag with him?
that paragraph before ya verse is some for real stupid shit
I mean, how can you biting be played when you still doing it?
everyone knows I fathered ya style jack, so this aint fair you see
dont need to take the t out ya name to see what u are compared to me
I peeped the past tag tourneys, no one was writing dope
we the 1st tag champs that arent a joke,
,,,while spul’s tagged champ at biting jokes
I wont joke about ya girl, but last week I was hitting that snatch
while last week u bit a joke, & the real joke was u winning that match
the proofs above my verse, even ya partner cant fight for u
JTR (vs. Spul) said:
cuz The kid really can’t take a joke, unless it’s from a site or two
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=206178&highlight=jack+ripper&styleid=12
where JTR said that

p.s. yo spul if they ban you at RV
hit up BragginWrites.com





Young Philly:
the verse Young Philly wrote

JTR aka Jack The Ripper

First of all LMFAO @ flipping a Islam nameplay that Lama always does on himself.

JTR said:
Fucking f'real, you're the worst one here, i'll toss you aside
Cuz the weakest Islam, no wonder Muslims commit suicide!
David Lama said:
I got my mind set. your who I should slay next!
Islam putting an end to Glocks?, even Malcolm would say yes
http://www.projectrhyme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6154&highlight=lama+glocks

^one of the MANY times Lama has done the Islam nameplay on himself.


But super ROFLZ @ this.

SPul said:
But dude you Benadict for so long, I could arrest you for being a traitor
N.Tavarez said:
You've Benedict so long John Ratzinger bows down at ya knees
where Tav posted it
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=219184&highlight=benedict
http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=972712&highlight=benedict

Lmfao @ biting against us. And using a played DL line? geeeez. If that DL line get props please ban our accounts cause this site is a big joke then.

Yo,

You wish u were nice, I’ma leave this man more ripped
Cuz u benadict for so long u decided to bite that line & get banned for it
This aint a handicap match, nothing they post’s tight
its us vs. Spul and J…J standing for Jack AND Joke-sites
You shouldn't cheat, fuck you up? I'll give it a whirl
Last time I was caught pullin punches...
...I was into deep fisting your girl
Philly’s better than Jack, plus I must got u scared don
Cuz this is P / J...& anyone reading Jack’s verse should have a pair on
I'm dropping you, no you can't fuckin top me dude
J’s the only dude who sucks for work & sucks at his hobby too
You not as nice as Philly, kid is grimey man
After this we'll both rock shit on our wrists...
me a chain…you a hospital ID band