Damn, if only the husband wasn't around..

[BIG J]

I was walkin' home from work yesterday cuz I only live a few blocks away. And I'm walkin' past this house and this woman is in her yard with her husband doin' yardwork. And she's wearing this really short ass Mini skirt. And she's all bendin' over with her ass facin' to the street, no fuckin' undies, ass all hangin' out, and exposin' her cooch, I was thinkin Damn, now thatz a milf, too bad the hubby's around. The dude saw me lookin' at her and he was givin' me this wierd look.

 

[mustynutz]

shit, i woulda just savved out and went and started tappin babys shit right in front of the old man......As soon as he opened his mouth to say something...i would just say ..."Dont trip man, i got it handled, you can go inside and make me some lemonade for when Im done....NOW BITCH"

 

[2ill4u]

should go back today and see whats up...

 

[Darkshowdown]

I would have asked her If her man was treating her right, Then asked her can I get some tip or beat them guts up.

 

[D-Menace]

even lookin is good though

 

[FastLane/S::G]

when ya gonna let me fuck, mrs parker!

 

[Cranky]

Damn, I wish shit like that happened to me. That's crazy that she was exposin' the guts to the neighbors like that. Sounds like she wanted people to be lookin'. You should hit her pad when dude's at work.......

 

[P-Nut]

damn, her man was doin yard work so pretty soon homie woulda went in the crib. woulda only took a few seconds to catch her slippin and get at her. throw her the number or tell her to meet you around the corner or somethin. missed opportunity and you might not ever get that chance again. :dead:

but like D said

even lookin is good though

 

[Willy Jones]

Depends. If you're in the projects then that bitch probably has smutted every nigga in her church. Stay away.

If you're in the white suburbs she'll scream rape as soon as you leave her anyway - so you're fucked.

 

[Deep Thought]

when ya gonna let me fuck, mrs parker!

Rack!

 

[mustynutz]

go cop some exxos, and go over there and party with them....fuck it why not....

 

[PoetiCCC]

shit, i woulda just savved out and went and started tappin babys shit right in front of the old man......As soon as he opened his mouth to say something...i would just say ..."Dont trip man, i got it handled, you can go inside and make me some lemonade for when Im done....NOW BITCH"

LMMFAO....exactly what i woulda done...if i woulda been able to think of something like that that quik