A fine lil breezy about 21 went to a doctor and asked for a check-up. The doctor took out his thermometer to take her tempature.
"Now, say ahh."
The girl replied, "uh,not in my mouth, Doc. I might swallow it."
"Okay,let's try your armpit." the doctor suggested.
"Well, it might tickle me, Doc." How about my butt?" the girl queried.
"So be it. Lie on your stomach", said the doc.
Later, the girl giggled and said, "that's not my butt, Doc!"
The doctor replied, "That's okay, thats not a thermometer you feel, either."
"Now, say ahh."
The girl replied, "uh,not in my mouth, Doc. I might swallow it."
"Okay,let's try your armpit." the doctor suggested.
"Well, it might tickle me, Doc." How about my butt?" the girl queried.
"So be it. Lie on your stomach", said the doc.
Later, the girl giggled and said, "that's not my butt, Doc!"
The doctor replied, "That's okay, thats not a thermometer you feel, either."
