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P-Nut

Sicc OG
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A man went to the Doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. The Doctor told him he couldn't allow him to have a double dose.

"Why not?" asked theman.
"Because it is not safe," replied the Doctor.
"But I need it really bad," said the man.
"Well, why do you need it so bad?", asked the Doctor.

The man said, "My girlfriend is coming to town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday, my wife is coming home on Sunday. I must have a double dose."

The Doctor relented saying, "OK, I'll give it to you, but you have to report to me on Monday morning, so I can check you to see if there are any side effects."

On Monday morning, the man dragged himself in, his arm in a sling and looking awful.

The Doctor said, "What happened to you?"

The man replied... "No one showed up. :cry: "
 
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P-Nut

Sicc OG
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Pinche said:

What else could 'he' do?

*typin' with one hand* :cheeky:
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Hmmmm, I got a private message from somebody askin' was that a serious post.

*thinkin' about how many posts I made in the I Candy forum last weekend/earlier this week*

*lookin' at the date this thread was made ( 3/17/03) (Monday) *


Damn, ummm, nevermind. Its just a joke. :rolleyes:
 
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