fuck a fathers day, my father left me when i was 5 1/2...he left me at the mall and just walked away, i was at Kaybee toys till it closed and then someone drove me to the police station....My mom picked me up and said she'd make it up to me by taking me camping the next weekend....well lets just say that wasnt the best camping trip of my life......22 days in the wilderness, eating nothin but leaves and berries...1,472 miles away from home....and nothing but tress around me....but shit, i made it home.
Boy were those fuckers suprised to see me.....