@Czar- Rose injured in bed eating an apple (ha)

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caff

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Good thing Derrick Rose doesn't play in the Big Apple.

The rookie point guard for the Chicago Bulls cut himself when he rolled onto a knife while eating an apple in bed, according to the Chicago Tribune.

Rose needed 10 stitches to close the gash in his left forearm and missed Monday's practice, though he played later in the night against the New York Knicks, scoring 15 points in a 105-100 victory in Chicago.

"It was a silly incident," Rose told the newspaper. "I was cutting up some food and I laid on a knife getting lazy in bed. I went to go get a bottle of water, came back, forgot the knife was there, then sat down and sliced my arm.

"I panicked when it first happened and called my trainer. It was painful but I should be alright."

Rose was the No. 1 overall pick in the NBA draft after leading Memphis to the national championship game as a freshman. He is averaging 18.5 points and 6.1 assists for the Bulls and is a frontrunner for NBA rookie of the year.

Rose said he would have the stitches in his arm for 10-14 days.

"It's just an unfortunate thing, but he'll be fine," Bulls coach Vinny Del Negro said. "He could've practiced today but more precautionary to let him relax a little after that incident and get some rest. Thank goodness it's not serious. It could've been a lot worse."



What a dumb FUCK. Good thing he wasn't in bed with a gun.
 

Chree

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This story is a crock of shit, Rose tried to commit suicide, i guess he finally realized he plays for the shitty bulls, and tried to slit his wrist then he bitched out and got help
 
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weird accident. And I be cutting my apples with sharp knives too, they're easier to eat that way. I think he still put up decent numbers that night anyway. Still not "the one" though. MJ never did any stupid shit like that.
 
May 9, 2002
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weird accident. And I be cutting my apples with sharp knives too, they're easier to eat that way. I think he still put up decent numbers that night anyway. Still not "the one" though. MJ never did any stupid shit like that.
Except for having a massive gambling problem.

And please, stop comparing Rose to Jordan. In case you havent noticed, you are the ONLY one doing so and i have no clue as to why.
 

CZAR

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This is old news!! U like 4 days late!! He balled last night so he good!! And Iouka u right dude has this thing about Rose /Jordan!! Hahah!! Got Em!!
 
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what kinda stupid shit forgets a knife is in the bed...

what a horrible cover story for what ACTUALLY happened. no one believes that story that he forgot a knife was in the bed, give me a break
 
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This story is a crock of shit, Rose tried to commit suicide, i guess he finally realized he plays for the shitty bulls, and tried to slit his wrist then he bitched out and got help
LOL!!!

From a Warriors fan.

That's like an aids infected 1 legged whore with down's syndrome complaining about no seat covers in the bathroom.

SHUT THE FUCK UP CHREE!!!

HAHA

Your hero got a boo boo on a MOPED.

A moped.

My WIFE is too cool for a moped.
 

CZAR

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^^^Thats a good look!! It seems portland fans are still upset we got a grade #1 pick!! But hey Oden is doin tight to right?? he reppin the hott 7 points 7 boards a game right?? Bwhahahahhhaah!! Rookie of the year................yea right!! Got Em!!!
 
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^^^Thats a good look!! It seems portland fans are still upset we got a grade #1 pick!! But hey Oden is doin tight to right?? he reppin the hott 7 points 7 boards a game right?? Bwhahahahhhaah!! Rookie of the year................yea right!! Got Em!!!
15-8 to 10-11 GOT EM!