SO TODAY I RECIEVED MY 1ST "OFFICIAL" ALBUM REVIEW. LOL!
ITS FROM THIS DUDE ALOWISHES THATS BEEN HATING ON ME TUFF ON THE ACCESSHIPHOP.COM FORUM FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW .. I HAD TO POST IT CUZ THE SHIT HAD ME ROLLIN ALL THE WAY THREW.. SO HERE IT GO.
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AIIGHT NIGGA, I TOOK A BRIEF CHRONIC BREAK FROM HUSTLIN TO TAKE SOME TIME AND PREVIEW YOUR SHIT... THIS IS A TRACK BY TRACK BREAKDOWN FROM YOUR BOY ALOWISHIOUS1...
(heres the link so u can listen and read along)
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/CRHYMES#
1. INTRO- WASNT REALLY FEELIN THE FACT IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE MACKING SATAN ON THE PARTY LINE...TRY AGAIN.
2. ALL MY PEOPLE- THIS IS THE TRACK WHERE CRYHMES DEBUTS HIS "MEXICAN DOUBLE TIME SKILLS" (WHICH HE WOULD LATER DISPLAY OVER 100 TIMES THROUGHOUT THE REST OF THIS ALBUM) "RIPPIN IT UP ON THE MICROPHONE" CONGRATS YOU ARE THE 1,619TH MEXICAN TO USE THIS STYLE.
3. BREATH IN BREATHE OUT- CYBORGS VOCALS AND CHOLO ACCENTS DONT MIX MY NIGGAS. THIS TRACK SOUNDS LIKE AN EXTENSION OF TRACK 2. SOUNDS LIKE THIS NIGGA DOWNLOADED THIS BEAT OFF YOUTUBE AND RAPPED OVER IT AFTER DOWNING A SCALDING BOWL OF ABONDIGAS.
4. EVERKRIME RIDERS FEAT. BIG EV- BY THE TIME I GOT TO THIS JOINT ONE OF MY SCOOBYS WAS BUGGIN OUT ABOUT ME PLAYIN THIS SHIT IN THE PAD. I SLAPPED THE BITCH AND PROCEEDED TO REVIEW... IT SOUNDS LIKE CRYHMES WENT AHEAD AND GAVE HIS FADED TIO BIG EVS A SHOT ON THE ALBUM. THIS TURNED OUT TO BE A FAIL. HERES AN EXCLUSIVE PIC OF THESE NIGGAS RIGHT AFTER THE TRACK WAS RECORDED!
BIG EVS(LEFT) AND CHRYMES(RIGHT) AFTER A LOOONG DIRTY DAY OF RECORDING(NO HOMO)...
5. FUCK THE BABBYS FEAT. LIL UNO- ON THIS JOINT CHRYMES GETS TO RAP WITH HIS IDOL LIL UNO. THIS SHIT SOUNDS LIKE AZTEC TRIBE AFTER A LONG SLEEPLESS NIGHT UNDER THE BRIDGE AT CHICANO PARK WHILE SHARING A 20 POUR OF SHERM AND HALF A 40oz WITH YOUR BIG HOMIE. SOUNDS LIKE THESE NIGGAS GOT TOGETHER AFTER A 20 POUND TAMARINDO SHMORGASHBORG AND "WATCHING NIGHT COURT" ALL NIGHT AND DECIDED TO BATTLE THE SUPEME JUSTICE. REAL POLITICAL SHIT MY NIGGAS.
6. ROLL WITH ME FEAT. BIG EV & B BAD- SO AFTER THE BATHTUB EPISODE IN TRACK 4 BIG EV RETURNS FOR MORE, NOT TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER(PINTA STYLE) AND HOPS ON A TRACK YET AGAIN. THESE NIGGAS DECIDE TO MAKE IT INTERESTING SPICING IT UP LIKE TEXAS GREEN CHILE AND ADDING B BAD IN THE MIX TO TURN THIS TRACK INTO A THUGGED OUT MEXICAN MENAGE A TOIS! (NO HOMO)
7. LEFT RIGHT LEFT FEAT. CYCO CITY- AFTER CHECKIN HIS BANK ACCOUNT AND REALIZING HE COULDNT AFFORD A MITCHY SLICK VERSE, CHRYMES COMBS THE SOUTHEAST STREETS SEARCHING FOR THE NEXT BEST(AND AFFORDABLE) THING, CYCO CITY. SOUNDS LIKE THESE NIGGAS GOT SGT. SLAUGHTER TO GHOSTWRITE THIS HOOK. YOU GET WHAT U PAY FOR I GUESS...
8.RECORD SPIN- CHRYMES RETURNS WITH HIS STAB AT A "HIP HOP" STYLE TRACK. WITH SCRATCHES SIMILAR TO "PA RAPPA THE RAPPA" ON THE OG PS1 CHRYMES FAILS YET AGIAIN.
(THIS IS WHERE MY OTHER SCOBBY HIT MY SIDEKICK LX TALKIN BOUT SHE WANTED TO SMASH...I TOOK THE BITCH UP ON THE OFFER, CAME BACK AND SKIPPED A COUPLE TRACKS FOR MY NEIGHBORS SAKE) BACK 2 BUSINESS.
10. REMEMBER THE RAIN- CHRYMES BRINGS OUT HIS INNER SIMP ON THIS ONE EXPRESSING HIS FEELINGS FOR SOME BITCH WHO NEVER GAVE HIM PLAY. RENDERING ME SPEECHLESS, CHRYMES WHIPS OUT THE "MEXICAN DOUBLE TIME" FOR THE 69TH TIME ON THE ALBUM. SPORTING HIS PLAYERZ 69 JERSEY(WHICH FEATURES ON THE UP AND COMING VIDEO FOR THIS JOINT) CHRYMES PROVES ONE AGAIN HE IS THE KING OF MEXICAN METAPHORS!
11. NO HAY EXCUSAS FEAT. KONAN- CHRYMES BREAKS THE BANK AND BRINGS THE SAN DIEGO CHICANO RAP LEGEND/FORMER WCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP KONAN AKA CHARLES ASHENOFF OUT TO GET DOWN ON THIS BACKYARD BARRIO BANGER. YOU MAY KNOW HIM FROM THE ORGANIZATION ONCE KNOWN AS L.W.O (LATINO WORLD ORDER). THIS COLLABORATION WAS A LONG TIME COMING SEEING AS THEY WERE BOTH FROM SAN DIEGO AND NO ONE GAVE A FUCK ABOUT EITHER ONE OF EM.
12. INTERLUDE- SOUNDS LIKE THIS NIGGA WAS FEELIN SORRY FOR CHRYMES... NEXT!
15. HATE ME FEAT. BIZZY BONE- BREAKING OUT HIS LIFE SAVINGS CHRYMES GOES ALL IN AND PURCHAHES A MEDIOCRE VERSE FROM HIS CHILDHOOD HERO BIZZY BONE. CHRYMES OPENS UP HIS VERSE SPITTING ABOUT THE "SECRETS OF THE TABERNACLE"... SECRETS OF THE TABERNACLE MY NIGGA? WTF?? WOW.
16. LONG ROAD- CHRYMES NOT SO HIT SINGLE "LONG ROAD" PREMIERS ON THIS LONG DRAWN OUT ALBUM THAT SHOULD HAVE ENDED 15 TRACKS AGO. WITH A SAD CHOLO RAP REJECT SOUND CHRYMES TALKS ABOUT HIS STRUGGLE ON THE WAY TO HIS ULTIMATE GOAL, HEADLINING A LOWRIDER SUPERSHOW..
SIDE NOTE: I WAS SO HIGH OFF THE KUSH BY THE TIME I GOT TO THIS POINT IN THE ALBUM I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOIN ON... BOTH MY SCOOBYS WERE PASSED OUT IN THE LIVING ROOM AND A NIGGA WAS GETTIN RESTLESS... BUT I HAD TO DO THIS ONE FOR HIP HOP.
17. GANGSTAS PRAYER- ON THIS JOINT CHRYMES GRABS YET ANOTHER ONE HIS EX SURENO TURNED VICTORY OUT REACH TIOS TO SPIT A "GANGSTAS PRAYER" AND REBUKE FROM ALL THE LOGANETTES HE TRAINED AND ENEMIES HE SMOKED IN HIS PAST LIFE. LOOKS LIKE JESUS UNDERSTANDS THIS NIGGA WHEN HES HIGH OFF THE CRONIC AND EVEN WHEN HES SPEAKING EBONICS...I DIDNT KNOW ESES SPOKE EBONICS MY NIGGA? WORD.
18. WHUT IF- AS THE CROWD DEPARTS AND JANITORS ARE SWEEPING THE FLOOR CHRYMES DELIVERS HIS FINAL JOINT. IT LOOKS LIKE CHRYMES ALBUM ALONG WITH HIS WACK ASS CAREER IS ENDING ON THIS FAREWELL FAIRYTALE. SOUNDS LIKE THEIR FOLDING UP THE CHAIRS AND PACKIN UP THE BLEACHERS ON THIS ONE. GAME OVER.
18. OUTRO.[/B]
ALO1'S FINAL THOUGHTS...
MY NIGGAS, MY NIGGAS, MY NIGGAS... I CANT BELIVE YA BOY REALLY WENT THROUGH WITH IT AND REVIEWED THIS ALBUM. AFTER 9 KUSH BLUNTS, SOME SUPER NACHOS AND A BOTTLE OF HENNY PRIVILEGE IM DONE. THIS IS CHRYMES DEBUT ALBUM WHICH TOOK A WHOPPING 10 YEARS TO CREATE. WOW. A DECADE TO WRITE THIS BULLSHIT MY NIGGA?? GOOOD DAAMN!! ITS TIME TO CALL IT QUITS AND AND TRY TO GAIN THOSE 10 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE BACK. YOU MIGHT AS WELL WENT TO THE PENN, BECAME A REAL G AND APPLIED FOR A PART AS AN EXTRA ON TRAINING DAY... ITS WAS A GRUELING PROCESS LISTENING TO THIS BULLSHIT BUT YA BOY DID IT!
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EDIT: I TOLD YALL THIS SHIT WAS COMEDY.. MAN I LOVE MY HATERS.. THEY PROMOTE ME HARD THAN I EVER CAN.
