Cremated or buried?

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May 13, 2002
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First choice:

I will have my dead body frozen so that science can one day resurrect my corpse so that I can rule the world.

Second choice:

I will have my dead body sent into space, aimed at Andromeda in hopes that an Alien race will find my corpse only to resurrect it so I can one day rule the universe.

Third chose:

Cremation. I will have my ashes secretly dumped into a towns water supply so that I will be consumed by thousands.
 

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Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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Cremated...some goes to the ocean...some goes to a weed plant...and the rest i dunno about...lol..
 
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I'd love to be frozen cryogenically and shot into space.. That way I don't have to worry about Global warming and sooner or later I'll be revived by aliens or something..
 
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maaaan fuck a burial.. working at a mortuary and funeral home, you'll realize how much that shits gonna cost.. check the menu..

Cremation=
Urn:500-1000$
crematorium fee: 150-200$
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Burial=
Casket:1500-8000$
Plot rental: (50-200$ per month)
*funeral servces:
Casket rental:500-800$
Morticians body prep: 400-1000$ (depending on condition of the body)
motorcade: 200-600$
catering:70-200$ (depending on number of guests)
headstone:200-800$
 
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^^
it depends, sometimes the family will have everything planned.. but theres been a few that were hosted in our chapel that we had to go get small shit like chips, cookies and soda.. lol like an old school elementary class room party..