Crazy Nicknames for Girls

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ColdBlooded

ColdBlooded

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Aight this is a new updated version of a post i made a long time ago (years) on the siccness that people seemed to enjoy.

Anyway through high school and shit any time a girl would come around our click or she'd be in one of our classes and she'd end up with some kinda crazy ass nickname for some sleezy shit she did or somethin. So this is a list of names that i can remember and a discription about why they got that name.


The Smart One - She was very stupid

Old Books - apparently she had a foul smell to her and someone said it smelled like Old Books.

Tricky Nicky - Just about every girl named Nicky that came around ended up with this name.

Goth Whore or just simply DEATH - She was this gothic chick that used to come around.

Hoe Head - She was like queen hoe and her last name just happened to be Hodrick so it worked out good.

Chicken Hawk - She had this really screachy voice when she'd bitch and when she'd get pissed she'd resemble that EEEERRRRRRAAAWWWWW sound that Mack-10 used to do and you hear Xzibit doin. So we'd always be like Chicken Hawk EEEERRRRAAAAWWWW EEEEERRRRAAAAWWW. She'd also do the hands on the hips and cluck her head like a chicken when she'd bitch.

Swing Nuts or just Swing - Her last name was sweener and when she'd take a liking to a guy she'd be all on him all the time like she was swingin from his nuts. So it didn't take long for the nickname to come about.

The DP (Dirty Puss) - I think that one explains itself.

Slobin Robin - Same girl as the DP, her name was Robin and she did alot of slobin.

Blow Job Jenny - Gives real good head, jus like the too short track. She's known for her blow jobs. She gets on some freaky hoe shit. Short little story, in a bar parking lot, she's taking it from behind and giving a blow job to a different guy at the same time in dude's car, gets up after she's done and goes in the back of the car next to her and starts doin some girl on girl shit with her friend The DP. This shit was recently too.

The Triple A (AAA) - Three of em. All three were always together and they each had a name that started with A. Amy, Anna, and Amber.

Pimp Whore - You get the idea.

Anna Rexia - Skinny as fuck.

Nice Tits and Ass - If you don't get that one just stop reading.

Nipple Chick - You'll never see her without hard ass nipples pokkin through the shirt. I swear to god not one day i saw her did i not see hard nipples.

Feast the Beast - This ugly ass bitch who's last name was Feast.

Anal Ram - Her name was Marlana, which when spelled back wards and put together with her actions comes to Anal Ram.

Fat Danny - Fat bitch named Danny

Julia Man Freak - This girl, ugly as fuck, named Julia Van Trek

Big Red - This big red headed hoe.

The Taco Bell Hoes - This group of three hoes that worked at Taco Bell.

Maple Syrup - She had some nice tits so a friend of mine thought it'd be cool to put some chocolate syrup on em and lick it off, but he didn't have any so he grabed the Maple Syrup and used that shit instead. So she was forever branded.

Shiester - Her last name was Liester so it got changed. Side note - She got fingered in the back of the drafting room during class.

Icky Manure - Her name was Vicky Monsur so that shit got changed.


Any way thats all i can think of right now. If you got some post em up.
 
Smitty

Smitty

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We called this broad Tag Team cause she got fucked by two of my friends at the same time. Sometimes I had a hard time remembering her name cause it was always just Tag Team.

Another chick got called Flowbie cause she cut her hair all short and shit. My friend said it looked like she cut it with one of those Flowbie hair cutting vacuums, cause it was all fucked up.

One girl was Bigfoot for obvious reasons.

Another was Booger Eater cause she got caught pickin her nose and eatin it.:confused:
 
Smitty

Smitty

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Shit I forgot about this broad Tiffany. She had one nasty ass yellow tooth in the front of her mouth, that looked like it was made out of wood. So she was Woodtooth, and from there Woodtooth turned into Woody.
 
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-TiM C-

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i know a bitch named Crackhead Kelly who works at McDonalds and always asks for smoke outs and ciggarettes and shit.. we always talk shit to her its funny as fuck..

and theres this bitch Fatty McGee who ppl call her that cuz she had hella fat thighs and ass.

and theres a girl named Hany who ppl called her that cuz she was the most heinous creature on earth.
 
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bangvan408

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theres this ugly ass fat hoe who dresses hella skanky, we call her skankzilla the barbarian, or just skankzilla for short

theres also this short ass girl who's hella wide we call her running back

my friends girlfriends name is christina but she looks like shes a bit on the cracked out tip so we call her crackstina or just cracky

there was this short hella fat hoe who had a nose just like the penguin's from the batman movies, so we called her penguin
 
Smitty

Smitty

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I got some more.

There was this girl everybody called Stumpy cause she looked like the lovechild of Rhyno from the WWE and an oompaloompa.

This one girl's name was amber, and she liked playin with the meat, so we called her Amburger.

This one chicks last name was Bird and she was slutty, so she was called the Dirty Bird.

I don't even know what this other girl's name was but we called her the Rainmaker, cause whenever you were in a sex drought, she would make it rain.
 
MeloTrauma

MeloTrauma

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This one broad we called "ZEUS" cause she had a fucked up crooked eye like the WWF wrestler Zeus back in the day (it was the same guy who plays Deebo in Friday)

Another bitch in high school we called "HOT WHEELS" cause she was fly as hell, big titties and a pretty face, but she was in a wheel chair and her legs were all twiggy and shit with some disease. She sucked my friends dick once in 10th grade from her wheelchair and the name "Hot Wheels" just came about. Im still disgusted at the whole thing. Some people have no shame.

Another girl we called "CABBAGE PATCH" because one of her hands was tiny as hell. You seen em before, where the hand is just a stump with little nub fingers sticking out. Looked just like a Cabbage Patch Kid doll hand. Hence her name, "Cabbage Patch"

This one girl we called "CHEEZE ITS" cause I swear the bitch smelled just like some cheese crackers.

One girl we called "VanASSa"...her name was Vanessa, but she had HELLA ass, so we made the appropriate change to her name

This one girls name was Raman, but we called her TOP RAMEN" in honor of the soup

This one bitch was "KRUSTY THE KLOWN" because she had some dried ass crusty rash around her lips all the time.

And another bitch we called "MR BEAN" because her face looked just like that Mr Bean mutha fucka from that HBO show. Although in high school she looked FLY AS HELL

Oh yeah, another girl we called "ELECTRIC BOOGALOO" but it was a good thing. Remember that movie "Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo"? Well this girl looked just like Turbo's fine ass Mexican girlfriend in that movie. I still want to fuck "Electric Boogaloo" to this day.
 
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Devilish Scheme

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this one chick who was hella into herself, looked like a duck...i remember people always quacking in class...she had tha name ducky


MeloTrauma said:
Another bitch in high school we called "HOT WHEELS" cause she was fly as hell, big titties and a pretty face, but she was in a wheel chair and her legs were all twiggy and shit with some disease. She sucked my friends dick once in 10th grade from her wheelchair and the name "Hot Wheels" just came about. Im still disgusted at the whole thing. Some people have no shame.this day.
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hahahaa, thats some funny shit, but at tha same time its fucked up...lol
 
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