Washington (CNN) -- Crack cocaine, first made popular in the 1980's has rode the retro tidal wave back into main stream culture. From eighty year olds to eight year olds, everyone loves it, and what's not to love?
Crack cocaine first appeared in the 1980's as a cheaper and more powerful, smokeable form of cocaine. It immediately became very popular among hip, urban people. These people used crack for years and loved it, but for some reason it never became strongly anchored in suburban culture. "I tried buyin' rock from some farm-types, but they never even seen any shit, so I jacked their hats and hid in a dumpster for the rest of the night," said Tyrone Biggums, a local crack-head.
Crack has now made it's way into the popular culture of the rest of America and people like Cheryl Walters, a mother of four and a school-teacher, couldn't be happier. "I just love the way it makes me feel. It always makes me want to come back for more... And the kids love it too!" said Cheryl. Cheryl then proceeded to hit her crack pipe and then lick my face. "It also helps in school when kids are too sleepy to be awake in class. I absolutely love this stuff," she continued.
Her children agreed that crack is "totally awesome" and her seven year old son Justin proceeded to pick up the family sofa. "Look at how strong it makes me! I just broke my wrist, but it doesn't even hurt!" Justin yelled to me at blazing speed.
Most people attribute the popularity of crack to the influence of urban culture on suburban people as well as it's relatively low price. Tyrone on the other hand, believes that the popularity of crack stems from the idea that, "I'ts great! It's crack! You take that hit and you're all ZAMAZAMAZOOOM SHAZAAM! It's great!" Tyrone then went on to do a violently spastic dance and then he took off running. He was most likely running to get some more crack, so that he can remain one of the trendsetters in this new cultural phenomenon.
Crack cocaine first appeared in the 1980's as a cheaper and more powerful, smokeable form of cocaine. It immediately became very popular among hip, urban people. These people used crack for years and loved it, but for some reason it never became strongly anchored in suburban culture. "I tried buyin' rock from some farm-types, but they never even seen any shit, so I jacked their hats and hid in a dumpster for the rest of the night," said Tyrone Biggums, a local crack-head.
Crack has now made it's way into the popular culture of the rest of America and people like Cheryl Walters, a mother of four and a school-teacher, couldn't be happier. "I just love the way it makes me feel. It always makes me want to come back for more... And the kids love it too!" said Cheryl. Cheryl then proceeded to hit her crack pipe and then lick my face. "It also helps in school when kids are too sleepy to be awake in class. I absolutely love this stuff," she continued.
Her children agreed that crack is "totally awesome" and her seven year old son Justin proceeded to pick up the family sofa. "Look at how strong it makes me! I just broke my wrist, but it doesn't even hurt!" Justin yelled to me at blazing speed.
Most people attribute the popularity of crack to the influence of urban culture on suburban people as well as it's relatively low price. Tyrone on the other hand, believes that the popularity of crack stems from the idea that, "I'ts great! It's crack! You take that hit and you're all ZAMAZAMAZOOOM SHAZAAM! It's great!" Tyrone then went on to do a violently spastic dance and then he took off running. He was most likely running to get some more crack, so that he can remain one of the trendsetters in this new cultural phenomenon.