Couple of Blonde Jokes

[BIG J]

The Little Blonde Came Skipping Home
>
>The girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she
>yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only
>count to
>four,but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
>
>"Very good," said her mother.
>"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
>"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
>The next day the girl came skipping home from school."Mommy, Mommy,"
>she
>yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids
>could
>only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!"
>
>"Very good," said her mother.
>
>"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
>
>Yes, it's because you're blonde."
>
>The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy,
>Mommy,"
>she
>yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the
>other
>girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank
>top
>to
>reveal a pair of 36Cs.
>"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
>"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
>"No, it's because you're 25."

 

[BIG J]

Two very bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,"Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"


Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men....are men.

 

[TONY206]

LOL both of em were funny