Cop joke

[PlanetZeroPat]

> >
> >A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a
> >little girl named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice
>bike"
> >the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said,
>"he
> >sure did!"
> >The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a
> >safety violation.
> >The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the
> >back of it."
> >The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got
> >there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure
> >did," chuckled the cop.
> >The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell
> >Santa the dick goes underneath the horse not on top."

 

[stressfacta]

that aint funny fool

 

[askG]

how old is the little girl supposed to be?

 

[P-Nut]

Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.
"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

 

[mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY]

that is funny quite funny.