CONSENSUAL SEX CONTRACT
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Pre-Sex Contract
If the outcome of sex between the woman and the man results
in the woman becoming pregnant and the man verified as the
natural father, then one of the following three actions shall
occur:
1) The woman shall get an abortion. The man shall pay
50% of the abortion expenses and the woman shall pay
the other 50%.
2) The woman shall, after the birth, give the child up
for adoption. The woman shall pay 100% of the
medical expenses related to the pregnancy and birth,
and the man shall pay 0%.
3) The woman shall, after the birth, keep the child.
The woman shall pay 100% of the medical expenses
related to the pregnancy and birth, and 100% of the
child`s support. The man shall pay 0% of the medical
expenses and 0% of the child`s support. The man and
the man`s family shall not have visitation rights.
If the man shall legally challenge this contract, then the
man shall pay 100% of the woman`s legal costs and 100% of his
legal costs. If the woman shall legally challenge this
contract, then the woman shall pay 100% of the man`s legal
costs and 100% of her legal costs.
The Woman`s Signature The Man`s Signature
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If the outcome of sex between the woman and the man results
in the woman becoming pregnant and the man verified as the
natural father, then one of the following three actions shall
occur:
1) The woman shall get an abortion. The man shall pay
50% of the abortion expenses and the woman shall pay
the other 50%.
2) The woman shall, after the birth, give the child up
for adoption. The woman shall pay 100% of the
medical expenses related to the pregnancy and birth,
and the man shall pay 0%.
3) The woman shall, after the birth, keep the child.
The woman shall pay 100% of the medical expenses
related to the pregnancy and birth, and 100% of the
child`s support. The man shall pay 0% of the medical
expenses and 0% of the child`s support. The man and
the man`s family shall not have visitation rights.
If the man shall legally challenge this contract, then the
man shall pay 100% of the woman`s legal costs and 100% of his
legal costs. If the woman shall legally challenge this
contract, then the woman shall pay 100% of the man`s legal
costs and 100% of her legal costs.
The Woman`s Signature The Man`s Signature
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PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to
as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of
__________, 2003, by_______________________, between
____________and______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND
PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we
need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks
before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk
about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading
with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't
ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are
called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town,
then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's
really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we
are not friends, just fuck buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -
don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving
anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so
get your ass up, get dressed, and go the fuck home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it
- I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response
will be: "My roommate's girlfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the
reason is less eye contact the better.
18. NO condoms, NO fucking. Carry your ass home.
19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling
back looking for your ass.
21. If going to a hotel room, we either split the cost, or alternate who's paying....you pay this time, I pay next.
22. Don't bring any of your friends with you, unless they're gonna join the party.
* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the
holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts
to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it
will automatically become null and void and you will
then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted
from phone memory and email list.
In otherwords, you will be BLOCKED from all
communications until your silly ass understands the
rules.
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to
as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of
__________, 2003, by_______________________, between
____________and______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND
PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we
need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks
before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk
about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading
with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't
ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are
called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town,
then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's
really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we
are not friends, just fuck buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -
don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving
anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so
get your ass up, get dressed, and go the fuck home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it
- I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response
will be: "My roommate's girlfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the
reason is less eye contact the better.
18. NO condoms, NO fucking. Carry your ass home.
19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling
back looking for your ass.
21. If going to a hotel room, we either split the cost, or alternate who's paying....you pay this time, I pay next.
22. Don't bring any of your friends with you, unless they're gonna join the party.
* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the
holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts
to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it
will automatically become null and void and you will
then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted
from phone memory and email list.
In otherwords, you will be BLOCKED from all
communications until your silly ass understands the
rules.
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________