Either way that was amusing....i liked these the most:
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. <---cats and dogs have cleaner mouths than humans do tho.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate. <--that shit was funny as fuck
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.<----that was even funnier
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.<----this was the best one...lol..