Comedy Central Presents The Roast Of Bob Saget!!!

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Kon1

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Oh Yeahhhhhh tonight at 10 bitches!! Don't miss it prolly gonna be one of the best roasts in a long time. His standup acts are ridiculous saget is the man!! Anyone else looking forward to this?
 
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I heard bob got pretty upset at all the remarks about the olsen twins.

lol

I know this stripper who looks like an olsen twin. I told her she looked like them, and she replied "which one? The cokehead, or the anorexic one?" and stormed off all pissed. I got to hit it later that night though. I pushed her head into the head board and called her mary-kate! and did a line with her after we purged up our dinner. She wasnt mad then. . . . . .
 

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Saget's one of the worst comedians I've ever heard, seriously. I've seen one of his specials, all he does is like play off the shock value that good 'ol Danny Tanner is swearing and talking about cock and hookers.
 

Nuttkase

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Saget's one of the worst comedians I've ever heard, seriously. I've seen one of his specials, all he does is like play off the shock value that good 'ol Danny Tanner is swearing and talking about cock and hookers.
Not that it will make you like him anymore but he did that kind of stand up way before he was ever on Full House.

He stopped doing stand up to do Full House.

And then went back to his old routine after Full House went of the air.
 
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could give a fuck if hes funny or not, i wanna see him roasted.

only time i ever laughed cuz of Saget is when they edited his line in Half Baked for cable tv.

"YOU EVER SUCK FEET FOR COKE!??"
 
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could give a fuck if hes funny or not, i wanna see him roasted.

only time i ever laughed cuz of Saget is when they edited his line in Half Baked for cable tv.

"YOU EVER SUCK FEET FOR COKE!??"
the line is marijuana is not an addiction you ever suck cock for coke now thats an addiction..
 
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by the way I love the roast they can roast anybody and itll be hilarous...Just watch the uncut of Pamela yesterday shit had me rolling again...
 
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flavs roast was funny.

Carrot top isnt that funny. It's funnier when people roast carrot top.

imma go watch the saget roast right now.

Satelite BITCHES!
 
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the line is marijuana is not an addiction you ever suck cock for coke now thats an addiction..
Actually, the line is sucks dick for coke.

And the feet reference is in the Comedy Central version of the movie (or what I'd assume is the edited version of the movie, regardless of network). Also in the Chappelle's Show episode where we see Scarface as the manager of that Kinko's type place, when he is on the phone, you can hear him tell the other person, "Hell yeah I suck toes!"
 

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DOES ANYONE REMEBER WHEN HE CAME OUT ON A COUPLE SHOWS OF ENTOURAGE ON H.B.O,...HE PLAYED A GOOD ROLL AS HIMSELF ON THERE AS VINCENT CHASE'S NEIGHBOR!.....HES ACTUALLY PURDDY FUCKING FUNNY WHEN SEEING HIM RAW AND CUSSING INSTEAD OF WUT WE CAME TO SEE HIM AS ON FULL HOUSE!...

.ILL BE WATCHING!