College girl goes to Ex's apartment and . . . [pics]

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Apr 25, 2002
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Student Busted For Squeeze Play
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0224092assault1.html


Cops: Colorado woman in on-campus groin assault of ex-boyfriend

FEBRUARY 24--Does this woman look like a testicle crusher? Well, that's what cops claim University of Colorado student Chalie Simon did to a former boyfriend early Saturday morning during a confrontation at a campus apartment. Simon, a 19-year-old sophomore, went to Job Donkor's home at about 4 AM and became irate when he sought to remove her from the residence. That's when Simon allegedly "grabbed his testicles and squeezed hard," according to a police report. Donkor, 23, replied, "Yeah, it hurt a lot," when a cop asked about Simon's squeeze play. Donkor told police that he had dated Simon "on and off" during the prior 18 months, and that they had broken up "approximately 20 times." Simon was apparently angry because Donkor had not, as promised, called or sent her a text message by 3 AM (police noted that another woman was sleeping in Donkor's bedroom when they arrived). Simon, pictured below in a Boulder County Sheriff's Office mug shot, was arrested on assault, trespass, and domestic violence charges.





 

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yeah she woulda got diddy bopped....you gotta do crowd control when shit like that happens..had she known he stayed with the 44 long she wouldnt have ran up in there like that cuz she woulda been on the floor like brendas baby

like you gotta blue 42 a bitch out the pad and then assess the situation from there

aint no one invite her!
 
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She's his "ex" for a reason. He's obviously moved on and she should do the same. Not sure I'd let the ball squeezin' go. Might have to go Chris Brown on a bitch for that.
 

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bitch is a sav for that. but she's a crazy bitch obviously.

and if she had crushed ya'lls fuckin balls you wouldn't have done SHIT but cry like bitches on the floor. if you think you'd be rowdy after that, you don't know shit.