Robin Williams' Peace Plan. (Hard to argue with his logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The United States will apologize to the world for our "interference"
in their affairs, past &present. We will promise never to
"interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through
holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where
they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day
visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself. Don't hide here. Asylum would not be available to anyone. We
don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get an "F", and it's back home,
baby.
6) The U. S. A. will make a strong effort to become self sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of
energy, but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $1.00 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, TOUGH SHIT!!
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah, Jehovah or whomever,
for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we
give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people
who need it most get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the United Nations headquarters to an island somewhere on the
other side of the planet. We don't need the spies and
fair-weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless
shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) Use the vacated UN buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
11) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan. The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses."
She has a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The United States will apologize to the world for our "interference"
in their affairs, past &present. We will promise never to
"interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through
holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where
they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day
visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself. Don't hide here. Asylum would not be available to anyone. We
don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get an "F", and it's back home,
baby.
6) The U. S. A. will make a strong effort to become self sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of
energy, but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $1.00 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, TOUGH SHIT!!
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah, Jehovah or whomever,
for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we
give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people
who need it most get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the United Nations headquarters to an island somewhere on the
other side of the planet. We don't need the spies and
fair-weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless
shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) Use the vacated UN buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
11) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan. The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses."
She has a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"