Classic Posts: Lej0 Broke

[Zer0.MediA]

[size=huge]A (very) Few of Lej0_B.R.O.K.E's Worst Posts
"thanks swick and techhq man yall are some sicc cunts!"[/size]

Sub: You bored? Poll: techs best wicked flow

Heat: I have to say..."In My City" from Trajik's upcoming album

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: In My City , Sinister Tech , and THIS RING!!!!

Heat: Just curious LEJO BROKE...where did you hear In My City?

(no reply)
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Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: going from d-locc to lejo u dunb fuck all i did was ask if he had an album if i post like 5 threads then u can say that

JLMACN: SON..........Itold you to not speak to yo daddy like that..........bend over......i am goona spank you now!!.........
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Swick: maybe you should make a LEJO FAN SITE with a FORUM.......

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: i live in adelaide how the fuck do i make a fansite if i dont know shit and plus i aint no website creating guy! fuckin drop this forum all thats hapnin is peeps hating
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"lejo has a dope flow and he loves his guns and well guns are dope and i love guns too! "
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11/18/2002
"techs gone manestream"
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Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: yo tech hq can u put heaps off unreleased songs on ya site like a new one evryday like from la to kc well thanks 4 listenen

T9HQ: no
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Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: name all the RARE tech songs u got

JLMACN: NO!!!!!!!!!!
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Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: if u want ready for the meat wagon meet Git Or B Got Hit Or Be Hot By The Flame he will give it to u

Purebred Hogg: Been droppin acid again i see...dipshit...

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: No 1 i aint got no acid. No 2 dont use dipshit cus that is so fucking lame No 3 im sayin if cyrus wants a song to meet someone No 4 purebred bitch made go hate on someone else that actually gets offended by ya pussy ass payouts

CyrusTheVirus: what?
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Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: i reckon he weres red and has red haid coz he wants to show his busses heated flows
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Sub: The Worst DVD
Lej0_B.R.O.K.E:any 1 know anything bout it? six bonus tracks i heard ... im gettin it hooked up

T9HQ: never heard of a The Worst DVD.....no such thing

TheVille: ssssssssshhhhhhh hes gettin hooked up...
(Enter Zer0)
Zer0: Weren't you almost clever like, a week ago? Did you fall and hit your head or something?
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Sub: Cursed
Lej0_B.R.O.K.E:is this song bout sole? .... please reply someone!

JLMACN: "before i go......i want you to tell these people your name.......RAP GAME....rap game rap game!".......

damn......you must be deaf!!!

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: is that an artist?

KcK1234: Will you shut the fuck up!!!

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: F*$K U this isnt ur forum , i can post questions if i F*&^IN want to... he said she told me if i got tight wit her together we would gro rich ... the rap game talks??? tech is confusin in a few ways so i wanna learn ... to learn if have to make mistakes and ask QUESTIONS!!!

JLMACN: i think you are to stupid to even be here!!!!!!

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E:Captivate Activate my hormones When you speak to me Softly, offer me a piece of you cause me so horny ... ok smart A$$e$ explain how thats directed to the rap game???????????

T9HQ: I'm about to close this damn post before the stupidity becomes unbareable.

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: aight that says it right there ... i listened to the song bour 20 times in a row ... i 100% get the shit now i can shut my stupid monkey ass up! thanks heat that explains it a lot better!

Benzo: damn!! u a dumbass fool, jus stop with the questions and save some face. retard.

Young Wino: go screw a kangaroo mate
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Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: only full yobo's say mate lol

Zer0: Only full yobo's say "full yobo's"... L0L
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Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: checc this shit its a tec dc 9 top and tec 9 ss bottom! holla tell me what yall think!

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E:this is a TECH N9NE forum !!!!!! the only reason y i posted ma bitch

.223: Lejo_B.R.O.K.E: you say that is yours?

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: nah its my uncles i get 2 use it and shit ... i can buy it off him ... i spend all ma doe on other shit tho

Zer0: Um... it's not your uncles. There's no way in hell your uncle has one of those, unless of course he swiped it from the marines. Also, nobody interested in guns would have a hi-res digital camera, because they don't know how the fuck to use computers. I also doubt your uncle would take pictures of it and spread it around on the puter .

He also wouldn't name the file "tec-dc9 top tec-9 ss bottom".

You copped that shit off a website. Why am I the only one to say this?

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E:ok i took the picture i named it ... lol i used a nice digi cam wit 2 mega pixels ... i named it tec dc 9 top tec ss bottom because there the 2 guns he converted into one nice ass tecc millameter ... swiped it from the marines HAHAHAHA .... umm marines use Steyr A.U.G's (assualt rifles) and no marines dont convert pistols ... they dont waste time on pistols u fool! ...... ok fine yeah i copped it off a website actually!

oh yeah 1 more thing even the fbi use HK Mp5 which would shit on a semi auto pistol ... they are fully auto sub machine guns ... and american marines use M16's come on dont come out me like dat! i aint DAT stupid!!!! ... well actualy i am
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Zer0: I found this song put out by our very favorite Aussie, Lejo_Broke. I can't upload it from here but I do have the lyrics for you guys.

RYDIN' BROKE - LEJO_BROKE

Spoken intro: YO! Mothafuckin' Australia up in this dingo, ya heard? This goes out to all you rida's out there... If you ain't bumpin my shit, let me know how to fix it better so I can run with your crew too.... come on man! Let me be your friend.

Lyrics:
(uh...uh...yeah...check...check
Let me get a little gain on the mike
So it sounds like I have balls)

Uh huh... yeah... come on
You can't fuck wit me
Nigga
I cop off B-R-O-K-E
Nigga
If you like to drink
I got the liquor
If you got a new disc
I'm coppin that shit quicka

"Hey, what ya wearin' there mate?"
Tell me where to get that shit what to like
And I'll be straight

Chorus:
Cuz I'm ridin' Broke style
On all ya balls
Yeah Rydin Broke style
Stall to stall in my local mall
Broke style
"What ya buyin' mate? I'll take one of 'em all!"

Broke style
On all ya dicks
Before I put it to my lips
And sip what you spit

Awrit?

That's right playa
I'm ridin' broke and I swing too
If ya chica ain't around
I can service you and ya whole crew
"Yo Tech come to my town"
I got much love nigga,
I'll give you the straight reach-around
I like my eyes brown
Always lube around to make sure you fit
When yo juice emits
Ain't none hit the ground
Cuz I pound the cum
If I ain't you then I ain't noone
If you MS-13, or you a blood
"Don't worry gangsta"
I wear your color
If you're a juggalo
I'm down with the juggla
You down wit' Jay-Z?
I'm Mrs. Fuckin' H.o.v.a.

Chorus:
Cuz I'm ridin' Broke style
On all ya balls
Yeah Rydin Broke style
Stall to stall in my local mall
Broke style
"What ya buyin' mate? I'll take one of 'em all!"

Broke style
On all ya dicks
Before I put it to my lips
And sip what you spit

Awrit?

J-L-M-A-C-N
know that kat from way back when
Way back when I signed up for the siccness
Step to him
I come up wit' the quickness

Unless you're MasZive
Then no complain I'm passive
This kids the shit
Step to him and I'll bring it

Except for Heat
Keep yo feet off his street
Before I spring my heat
Ya hit the concrete
Before my clip is complete
No sheet

But not if you're... well whoeva
If you got nuts Ima ride 'em foreva
If you like light
I'm light as a featha'
If you like hard
Then Slipknot foreva
Everyone loves me
Cuz I'm a pretenda
Taste like chamelion(sp)
Change like the weatha

No motherfuckin' bullshit mothafucka's...

Chorus:
Cuz I'm ridin' Broke style
On all ya balls
Yeah Rydin Broke style
Stall to stall in my local mall
Broke style
"What ya buyin' mate? I'll take one of 'em all!"

Broke style
On all ya dicks
Before I put it to my lips
And sip what you spit

Awrit?

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[Zer0.MediA]

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E:LMAO... is talkin bout dicks n shit a hobby of yours zero??? bsides i merely live in australia as i am of a different nationality... u must have a lot of free time on your hands ... do u kick it on the computer all day or somethin???

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: Lol how nice you spent all that time to write a song about me , do u like me that much? and look at that im in your signature as well damn!! are you that obsessed??

Zer0: You should work on your offensive game and bust out of that defensive shell you're hiding in. You's Mitch, and the line in that sig is the leash.

Here Mitchey... Heeere Mitch. Sit. Good girl.

"Woof".
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Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: yeah listenin to tech is like tappin into a keg .... cant survive without it
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Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: JA IS A 2PAC WANNA BE!!!!!! wearing the bandana like 2pac WHAT THE FUCK is that bitches problem!!

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E:ja rule wears his BANDANA the exact same way 2pac did with the knot at the front!!! he should get his own style of bandana wearing!!!

Zer0: Have I mentioned recently that you should be beaten about the face and head with a brick?
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Lej0_B.R.O.K.E:oh yeah anuther thing every post i make i look stupider but at least i aint bitch!!
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Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: lol at its called a piece and that piece infact was done by a 7 year old!! if your into graff i can give you pointers ... the 3d is nice but u changed the colour theme on it into 3 !!! thats just stupid

Zer0:Go back to art class.
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Sub: Someone from Strange HELP!
Lej0_B.R.O.K.E:when are the tickets going to be available in South Australia Adelaide for the show at Heaven II>???

Zer0:Dude.... have you ever thought that maybe the show doesn't exist and that they're trying to avoid going to your little shack in the hills so they don't have to shake you off their nuts on the plane ride home?

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: dont let your jealousy get the best of you zero

Zer0: The only thing that gets the best of me is bitches, and X. You's a bitch, but not my type.

TheVille: hahahaha
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Sub: Can't we all just get along?
Mzztech: Jeah, so i know im new to THIS board ri chea...but dang yall be "fightin" tryna computer box an shit

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: zero you think you hating on me really makes me feel that bad??

mmm ok

dont worry zero we all truly know why you like tying up males !!!
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Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: weak mutha fuckaz this is lyrical WARFARE!!
anybody wita Tech N9ne better bust back like a muther fucker
OH YEAH!!! anybody wanna dis tecca nina and you know these
muthe fuckers is goin NO WHERE!!
eleven, eight, seventy O and he BORN
these punk mutha fuckers better BE WARNED!!!

fuckin tight!!

T9HQ: its "O N E Born".......11-8-71

Zer0:_ LoL.... What a tool. I swear, this kid is the master of flame wars. Too bad he only hits himself with the fire.
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Sub: You won't believe this idiot ::shakes head::

Zer0: Lejo_Broke typed this shit up in defence of lyrycyst at http://siccness.net/vb/showthread.p...0260#post520260 in the midwest mafia forum.

Lyrycyst, the fuckin' "Christian rapper".

Originally posted by Lej0_B.R.O.K.E:
do you know what pisses me off (apart from zero media)

how there not righting the bible today and so on

i mean it has been writtin for so many years ... but nothing has been added in like ... a long time!

Dude, you start the fire before I even get to the battle. If I threw fire on the street, you'd roll around in it. I can't wait to show Strange what an idiot you are, so I'll be posting this awful post, and my reply over there too.... This is supreme classic idiocy, with fuckin sour cream and chives on top and an extra cup of cheese on the side.


First of all, you "write" a book, and make a "right" turn. Second of all, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ADD TO THE BIBLE YOU FUCKIN' MORON! YOU'RE THE ONLY IDIOT BACKIN' THIS LYRYCYST PUNK AND YOU JUST PISSED ON HIM HARDER THAN I EVER COULD HAVE. I've met a lot of idiots on the siccness, but you don't just take the kake shit, you fuckin' bake it.

zero media you think your so high and mighty dissin people thinkin you da shit , but YOUR so fuckin pussy you can do it only on the net and not on the street ... what you have to say to dat??

That's easy. When have you met me? Where do you live? Oh that's right, Australia. I'm in NY... Yeah. You look at the ground where you live not to avoid people, but to not make eye contact with the fuckin' dingos and kangaroos that roam around your village once the chief puts the fire out. Don't forget to tie your food in the trees so no animals can get it.

you so much up ya own fuckin ass its just saddening!

Somethin's gotta be up there to keep you from gettin' in.

just read your rhyme zero its all about you and how fuckin good you are ... you may get a laugh out of my ignorance but i get an ever bigger one reading about how much your in love with yourself

Oh, did you want me to write a fuckin' sig rhyme about how subtle I am? Hahhahahhahahhaaaaaaaaa!!!

Zer0 fuckin' owns you. You ain't never gettin' off this leash, bitch.

warm , cold and luke warm = demons, angels and civilians ...
luke warm means someone who has not yet choosen a path or has no beleifs

Civilians??? Didn't know god considered us innocents in part of his military battleplan... Holy shit man. Touch the monitor Lejo_Brat, does it burn?

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: what has this do with tech n9ne ... this isnt the forum to diss other people

your life revolves on dissin me zero ... i dont even know why you would bother wasting your time on someone ignorant

and your whole rhyme is about saing how good you are ... write other shit not repeat the same thing in different words

ok i fucked up bad on that adding to the bible thing ... but i am a lot younger than you , there fore a lot more ignorant
just wondering

Zer0: Good work on the evaluation of my writing, Lejo. Now take what you've learned and apply it to your studies, then come back in a year when you learn something. By the way, I do write "other shit" you idiot, but it means nothing to the Siccness or anyone else. You're so fuckin' stupid that you can't do anything but bring up my sig? LoL. And just how old are you anyhow? I'm only 19 and I sure as hell wasn't nearly as ignorant, immature, stupid, mentally challenged, or just plain idiotic as you even when I was 14. You know, I'm pretty sure you could get government funding for being a crack baby, you should look into it.
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Sub: Top 5 (Midwest Mafia Forum)

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E:TECH N9NE , Lejo , Lyrycyst , Tru Pac , Devin da Dude

JLMACN:_ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^6
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG........YOU ARE A FUCKIN FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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T9HQ: You just started listening to rap last summer didnt you?

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: actually i thought it over
and thats in order!!
Tech , Tu Pac , Kutt , Lejo , Trajik

(Then me and JLMACN bash on lyricist for a while and he cries like a bitch)

 

[Zer0.MediA]

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Sub: Ja Rule disses Tech!
Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: ja rule was interviewed on Channel V and he dissed tech because he approved of file sharing!

T9HQ: what exactly did he say?

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: he mentioned techs name and said that people shouldnt be able to download music and shit ... i cant quote because i heard this from a friend with foxtel

xNizzlEx: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^LOL

Zer0: Lejo, you're a foolish young lad, to put it mildly. You should have the ability to make new threads taken away from you quicker that SHOUTING JUSTIN.
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Sub: JLaw update for those who remember...
Law: my birthday was the 16th, and at 2am in the someone is at my door, i answered it and got 5 doods burst in and pull guns on me, steal a bunch of shit, crazy...

Lej0_B.R.O.K.E: thats happened to me except my dad done it ... fuckin ass hole
sorry to hear that dude

MasZive: I'll just wait for Zer0 to reply....

Zer0: ::Spits soda::

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Oh lord I hope this comes out right on the first try. I'm so tired of doing UBB code.

 

[Trick420]

LOL
what a dumb ass...
oh man if i was postin when he was i would of bitched at him more than i do you


everything that he says sounds like it came from a 4th grader...wtf!

 

[Zer0.MediA]

Trust me, more than half the shit I gave him isn't on there.

Some of that shit is just straight funny.

 

[Trick420]

some??

all of that shit is, and if its not funny its stupid enought to make ya laugh...

what a bitch, does he ever come back and post?

 

[JLMACN]

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fucking great ZERO....

LEJoBROKE you must come back....
someone startin sending smoke signals...
or something..

for some reason i knew i should have read this shit when my boss was gone...
fuck now i have to make up a dumbass excuse of why i was laughing so FUCKING hard...

i can not stop laughing about this shit...
i muhst say that hearibng this shit a second time around was toooo fuckin funny...

god damn.....
good one ZERO...
this is a classic post...
and he is/was a classic dumbass....

5000

 

[Zer0.MediA]

Yeah I know, my ass was crackin' up too. He was a lot stupider than I remember him being.

He came back for one post maybe a week and a half ago, then I replied and he went away.

Maybe his dad had to run from the cops and Lej0's the most pathetic looking hostage he could find.

 

[xNizzLex]

lmfao zero...good shit LEJO BROKE PLZ COME BACK!

 

[Slide]

wow this thread is terrific, superb even.

 

[betthatstang]

so u think these are some funny ones stacie?

HAHAHAHAHA.......you havent even seen the half of them. There are some real classics out there that u havent even seen yet. Shit gets fuckin hillarious!!

 

[Trick420]

this guy sounds like a reject from hell...

one of them people you just want to kill when ya hear em talkin

 

[betthatstang]

the funny thing is that he does still come on here stacie. And i bet he's probably read this about him already. But he wont say a thing, he'll let it slide cuz Zero seriously DID scare him outta here.

 

[Trick420]

lol. this whole thing is just halirouis

 

[shep]

funny as fuck

 

[JLMACN]

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yea we used to clown that dude...

he deserved it.....

5000

 

[Zer0.MediA]

LoL.

The knot in Lej0's panties indicates that he's trying to cop off Ashanti.

 

[betthatstang]

yeah i mean, come on. Find a new way to wear your panties.

 

[Zer0.MediA]

I reckon Lej0 wears panties and stockings because he wants to show off his heated legs.

 

[Zer0.MediA]

I posted this shit in my journal, and my friend Ravena wrote "Congratulations, Zero, my dear. You've successfully made contact with the Missing Link...that, incidentally, should have either stayed missing or been shot on sight."

LoL.