Cinema Owner Closes Over 'Jackass 2'

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Cinema Owner Closes Over 'Jackass 2'
Friday, September 29, 2006 6:25 PM EDT
The Associated Press
By JAN DENNIS

HOOPESTON, Ill. (AP) — A small-town theater owner says he wasn't trying to send Hollywood a message when he shut down for two weeks rather than show box-office leader "Jackass 2" or other new releases that he calls "drivel."

But even if not purposeful, Greg Boardman's blank-screened protest is getting a thumbs up from moviegoers who long for family fare and jeers from others who say his theaters are one of the few diversions — especially for children — in this farming town of about 6,000 people.

"They're not appropriate for really anybody, but I sure wouldn't let my kids go into one of them ... Those are his convictions and he needs to stand by them," Steve Lloyd, 59, of nearby Rossville said of offerings such as "Beerfest" and the "Jackass" sequel that briefly landed a "Closed" sign on the marquee outside Boardman's Lorraine Theatre.

"Jackass" features Johnny Knoxville and his gang performing crazy stunts often involving self-inflicted pain; "Beerfest" revolves around fictional siblings who participate in an Olympics-style drinking competition.

The 84-year-old, 500-seat Lorraine in downtown Hoopeston reopened Friday, showing Disney's football biopic "Invincible," while an 85-seat sister theater down the street relit its screen with Sony's animated kids movie "Open Season."

Hoopeston native P.J. Clingenpeel said the projectors should never have been turned off in the first place. He said the two-week shutdown only hurt children in this town where Boardman's movie houses and a skating rink are about all they have to do outside of school and sports.

"All he did was ruin a lot of kids' weekends. That's why I think he's a crybaby," said Clingenpeel, a 30-year-old welder.

Boardman says he's sorry that darkened screens cut into the town's limited entertainment options. But he says he'll shut down again if faced with a similar batch of films, adding that contractual issues with the studios — such as guarantees on first-week receipts — sometimes limit his options.

"The movies are so bad and I don't need the money ... I just didn't think I should use my high-quality facilities to show people vomiting on screen," said Boardman, whose theaters boast a high-tech, eight-channel digital sound system.

Boardman grew up near Hoopeston but now runs his theaters from his home near Fresno, Calif. He says shutting down the theaters was based strictly on his personal standards, not censorship or an effort to shelter people in the small town.

Over the years, his theaters have screened controversial films such as "Brokeback Mountain" and plenty of action movies, he said. And during the shutdown, the Lorraine's customer hot line told callers they could catch "Jackass 2" at theaters in nearby Danville.

"There are enough theaters carrying movies like "Jackass" that if people want to see them they can. ... The problem now is that there are too few good movies, movies that transplant you to another place," Boardman said in a telephone interview.

Yvonne Green, who manages the Lorraine, said the shutdown sent a ripple of anxiety through Hoopeston because Boardman has been trying to sell the theaters and many townspeople thought they were closing for good.

Most were understanding when she explained the shutdown was temporary, said Green, who was paid during the two weeks the theaters were closed. She also said she backs Boardman's decision, based on the movies he had to chose from.

"They're just not good. I just don't know how to say it and not say anything nasty," Green said. "They just weren't appropriate for anyone to see."

Paramount Pictures, which produced the "Jackass" sequel, did not immediately return a call for comment Friday.

Boardman said the shutdown wasn't a veiled message to moviemakers and he doubts studios will take notice, despite national media attention that followed the temporary closing.

"I think I'm way too small to make any kind of statement to Hollywood," Boardman said.

His supporters around Hoopeston agree, though some still held onto a glimmer of hope.

"I think it was a good idea to close until he had something worth seeing," said Myra Goodrum, 51, a bus driver for Hoopeston schools. "If they made more good movies, more families would go. But I doubt Hollywood's going to notice us. We're just kind of a hole in the wall."

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On the Net:

Lorraine Theatre: www.boardmanslorrainetheatre.com/
 
May 10, 2002
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what a dumb fuck. hes out money not jackass2 rofl.... and if he dont want children watching the movie, they shouldnt be in the first place. its rated-R which means u have to be 17 to see it. Then this idiot says its not good for adults to see it......says who? id burn this place down. what a fool.
 
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what a fuckin loser! LOL yeah he doesn't need the money...
i never seen anyone turn down money but hey is that's who rich he is..
more power to em...

This is really the dumbest thing i've heard all day...
Id make that fool play that movie.. or kick his ass.. ahhaha
 
Feb 9, 2003
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He owns the theatre.

Are you 12? Who gives a shit if he doesnt wanna play a movie?
You don't get it do you? I mean we got rap phenoms like mista murda, the only rapper to never kill a person and yet name himself after the act.

Jesus, some people are stupid. You're basically making fun of a guy who doesn't want to make money off of his morality, because some of you can't make money off of selling yours.
 
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How many here own a theater? Exactly, none. Jackass is just about a bunch of dumb fucks being dumb fucks. I wouldnt waste 1.50 on that shit. Ill just DL it.
 

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when i saw that flick there were hella kids there who shouldnt have been there. that flick was discusting, hella funny though