Do women check their pussies in the mirror before they go out?
Like "Damn, my pussy be lookin fat in these pants..."
::checks side profile::
"...better go put on a less pussy-fattening pair of pants. This ain't gonna do."
::checks ass end::
"yep, it's so fat I can see it from the back."
IDK why my example talked like a black woman.
Conspiracy theories commence...