Gabe, I need to talk to you about a few things (murder, satanism, cattle mutilation and virgin sacrifices). You know, the usual. I paged you last week, but didn't hear from you. I guess you were too busy tying that homeless lady to a tree and throwing pebbles at her all day.
You around tonight or is tonight the night to pull the sharpened bamboo shoots out from under the fingertips of that nun you have locked in your basement?
Let me know.
Gone,
Doxx