Haha, this reminds me of the time we got stink bombs at the 99 cent store when I was younger.
They werent the ones in the little viles but they looked like a empty hawaiin punch foil wrappers and you pressed the middle and it expanded until it poped and it smelled like rotten eggs.
Anyways on the back it says that it's made in China (duh) and the instructions went something like:
Wacky smelly fun time. Press bag on ground not soft. Wait until expand lot of time. Funny smell come out go haha run fast. Do not use in place of live or work time habitat.
I shit you not, funniest thing I have ever read.