CHINESE JOKE

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EDJ

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May 3, 2002
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NO OFFENSE TO MY ORIENTAL BRETHEREN'S. ENJOY......

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - jus anyting you want, you say.
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want ......numba 69"
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone, he queries..............
"You want... Beef wif Broccori?"
 
Jul 7, 2002
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I got a pretty good joke. Use it on your friends assuming you know both their first and last name. Here goes!

3 midgets all want to be in the guiness book of world records for their small qualities, so they all head down for a clinic to get tested.

The first midget tells the other two, " i'm sure i have the smallest hands in the world. My hands are so small i can't even palm an apple. " The midget then goes in, comes out ten minutes later with a big smile on his face. Sure enough he has the smallest hands in the world.

the 2nd midget then tells the other two, " I bet i have the shortest legs in the world. My legs are only 6 inches long!" The midget then goes in, comes out ten minutes later with a big smile on his face, and sure enough, he has the shortest legs in the world.

The 3rd midget then stands up and tells the other two, " Guys, I'm not proud of this, but i think i have the smallest dick in the world. My dick is barely a half an inch long" The midget goes in, and comes out ten minutes later, but he has a sad and depressed look on his face.

The other two midgets ask him what is wrong and he replies

" WHO THE HELL IS ( INSERT YOUR BUDDY'S NAME)? "