CHENEY VOWS TO ATTACK US IF KERRY ELECTED

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Apr 5, 2004
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CHENEY VOWS TO ATTACK US IF KERRY ELECTED


GREENSBORO, NC—In an announcement that has alarmed voters across the nation, Vice President Dick Cheney said Monday that he will personally attack the U.S. if Sen. John Kerry wins the next election.


"If the wrong man is elected in November, the nation will come under a devastating armed attack of an unimaginable magnitude, one planned and executed by none other than myself," Cheney said, speaking at a rally in Greensboro, NC. "When they go to the polls, Americans must weigh this fact and decide if our nation can ignore such a grave threat."


Added Cheney: "It would be a tragedy to suffer another attack on American soil, let alone one perpetrated by an enemy as well-organized and well-equipped as I am. My colleagues and I urge voters to keep their safety in mind when they go to the polls."


Although Cheney would not comment on the details of his proposed attack on a John Kerry-led U.S., national-security experts said he possesses both the capabilities and the motivation to pose a serious threat.


"There is no question that Cheney has the financial assets and intelligence needed to pose a threat to our nation," said Peter Bergen, terrorism researcher and author of Threats And Balances: Former Executive Branch Officials And The Danger To America. "After all, this fanatic can call upon the resources of both the Republican Party and Halliburton to aid him in his assault. America would be foolish not to take his warning seriously."


After his speech, Cheney was asked to confirm his remarks.


"Make no mistake: If Kerry becomes president, no one will be safe from me," Cheney told reporters. "Businesses, places of worship, schools, public parks: No place will offer you refuge. A vote for Kerry is a vote to die in your own bed at the hands of Dick Cheney."


Stepping up to the podium after Cheney, Secretary of Homeland Security Tom Ridge vowed to increase surveillance of the vice president.


"Wherever Cheney is—whether in his office in the White House or stumping in battleground states—we will be watching him," Ridge said. "I will not rule out raising the terror-alert level, should Kerry begin to draw ahead in the polls. Every percentage point conceded to Kerry brings the nation under greater threat of attack by Cheney."
 
Oct 10, 2004
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lol fuck old ass cheney if that comment is real and they didnt arrest him for terrorists threats ill be fuckin damed cuz if i said that shit id be waiting on the gray goose
 
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what you lefties are quick to belive even without sources..

if it was the opposite and had kerry in place of cheney you guys would be calling it bullshit and asking for sources
 
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what you lefties are quick to belive even without sources..

if it was the opposite and had kerry in place of cheney you guys would be calling it bullshit and asking for sources

i'm a "lefty" and the first thing i did was ask for a source ..
 
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Mcleanhatch said:
what you lefties are quick to belive even without sources..

if it was the opposite and had kerry in place of cheney you guys would be calling it bullshit and asking for sources
I never thought it was true, but it was funny as fuck. I almost shit on myself reading it....almost....