Chael Sonnen Quote Generator

[InfamousICON]

lol this website is awesome....Chael is a quote machine, i've been clicking quotes for like 10 minutes straight.

http://chaelsonnensaidso.com/


Dude is comedy gold

“Listen Wanderlei, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to you house. The next thing you'll hear is me climbing up you stairs in a pair of night vision goggles I bought in the back of a soldier fourtune magazine. I'll pick the lock to the master door *Chh-chh* take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers, working on your “Jiu-Jitsu.” I'll take said photo and post it to www-dot-dorksfrombrazil-dot-com. Password not required. Username not required. That Wanderlei is how you threaten somebody. Dummy.”

 

[SFC I-Side]

I've become a huge fan of the guy but I will only be able to take him seriously if Okami can really challenge Silva

 

[B-Buzz]

“If Brock Lesner were here right now, I'd take my boot off and throw it at him and he'd better polish it up before he brings it back to me.”

 

[MRTHECOSE]

lol this website is awesome....Chael is a quote machine, i've been clicking quotes for like 10 minutes straight.

http://chaelsonnensaidso.com/


Dude is comedy gold

“Listen Wanderlei, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to you house. The next thing you'll hear is me climbing up you stairs in a pair of night vision goggles I bought in the back of a soldier fourtune magazine. I'll pick the lock to the master door *Chh-chh* take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers, working on your “Jiu-Jitsu.” I'll take said photo and post it to www-dot-dorksfrombrazil-dot-com. Password not required. Username not required. That Wanderlei is how you threaten somebody. Dummy.”

i was gonna post this right fucking now.lol and that was the quote the page had up lol....

 

[SFC I-Side]

“If Brock Lesner were here right now, I'd take my boot off and throw it at him and he'd better polish it up before he brings it back to me.”

hahahhahahahhaha

 

[Count_Slapula]

“People told me I sold out. You’re damn right I sold out. I sold out Las Vegas’ MGM, I sold out the Staples Center, I sold out the Oracle Arena, and on October 8th I will sell out Houston Texas ... Get your tickets now.”

omg

 

[Count_Slapula]

“If you get kicked in the leg ... admitting that [it hurts] is like admitting that you're scared of the dark. It may be true but if you say it you're a real wimp.”

 

[007SYBORG]

“If you get kicked in the leg ... admitting that [it hurts] is like admitting that you're scared of the dark. It may be true but if you say it you're a real wimp.”

That shit was hilarious when he said that.

 

[killahoe666]

“You can talk mixed martial arts and you can bow and can do all this crap you see in the movies, but when you’re done with it and the guy in the shark suit gets done saying our names and gets the heck outta the ring, I’m gonna get in a fist fight on Saturday night in Oakland, California.”