Celibacy in 2002

[Sergeant Hustle]

I'm considering it. Is it realistic?

 

[Roxy]

Yes, yes it is. U just have to find hobbies or other things to chanel that energy. I look at it like this, I wasn't born having sex. :classic:

 

[Deep Thought]

I'll proly finish out this year "0'fer" at the rate I'm going. My OL won't even let me see her naked at this point.

UnWAR sexless for 45 days plus and counting.

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

It's been a couple months for me. I'm gettin used to it now. I actually kinda like it. No muss, no fuss, no messy emotions.....it's kinda peaceful really.

 

[Deep Thought]

Yeah, I've been GMJO too.

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

GMJO? I'm scared to ask. But what does that stand for?

 

[Deep Thought]

Getting My Jerk On

We will now continue with our normally scheduled broadcasting.

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

Aw dammit. I knew it was going to be crude. I knew better than ta fuck wit you homie.....

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

Shea, what is your reasoning behind that?

 

[Sweet916]

I once went almost 8 months about 2 years ago, does that count?

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

sure does.....that's a long ass time. but i'm sayin no sex at all until marriage. an overwhelming thought.....

 

[Deep Thought]

You were in jail and no it doesn't.

WAR Prisoner: Cell Block H

 

[Roxy]

DT why do U think its been so long? Is your wife sick?

 

[Deep Thought]

Busted disk in her lower back, sore arms from use of a cane, a car accident that totaled our Camry and nearly killed her in Feb, the pace-maker installed one month after her 29th b-day (also in Feb), chronic depression, and an absolute hate of her body.

Our relationship is virtually plutonic.

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

wow, that must be hard.

 

[Mrs. Twi$ted]

TOO MANY DAMN HORMONES....I'D HAVE NO FRIENDS IF I DIDNT GET SEX LOL

SS

I have to agree with Shea

 

[Roxy]

DT U can change that, I'm sure U know. I didn't mean to get personal and I do hope she starts to feel better soon. I will keep her and your family in my prayers. :classic:

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

mind over matter....that's how i'm going to approach it.

 

[Deep Thought]

Why do ya'll think I'm on here all the time? I love the OL to death but, her issues keep us in separate rooms nearly 24/7. We've proly slept in the same bed twice in the last month and a half.

Sux to be me. Thanks for the prayers though.

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

Ugh, that sux. There's got to be something ya'll can do?