Casino Tells Fat,Funky Motherfucker to Kick Rocks

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mrtonguetwista

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ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. (AP) -- Yes, Michael Wax stank. He's the first to admit it. The 440-pound New York City man said he was playing poker in an Atlantic City casino for 17 hours Tuesday and didn't have time to clean up. He understands why grossed-out gamblers complained about his body odor, but said he didn't deserve stinky treatment from the casino that asked him to leave.

Dave Coskey, a spokesman for the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa, said it is company policy not to comment on matters involving customers.

Wax said he told casino officials: "There's no question I stink. I'm not denying it. I do have an odor. I've been playing for 17 hours."

The 54-year-old limousine company owner, who says he is a frequent gambler at the Borgata, said a poker room manager followed him into the restroom and informed him that patrons at his table were complaining about his body odor.

When the Brooklyn man tried to retake his seat at the table, he said a manager told him to leave. He said he asked for a free room to freshen up, and the casino refused.

He promptly filed a complaint about his treatment with the Casino Control Commission. His complaint will be reviewed to determine whether any state gambling laws or regulations were violated, a commission spokesman said Wednesday.

Wax said his instincts tell him to find a different casino to patronize, but he likes gambling at the Borgata. He said the casino was out of line to tell him he stinks in front of other patrons.

"I would like an apology," Wax said.
 
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uhhhh the casino did nothing wrong. I work ina pharamacy so i deal with old people who smell like ass all fuckin day and i wish i could say something but i cant (i never would anyway i got to much respect for old folks). This fat ass wanted a free room to clean up? get the fuck outta hear with that shit
 

JAPE

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Apr 29, 2006
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i got alot of family that sweat for no reason. while they eat. watch TV all that. sucks to be a wet back sometimes
 

DubbC415

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Sep 10, 2002
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Apologize for what? If someone has to complain about u smelling like shit, then maybe YOU should be the one apologizing. And fuck, a free room to "freshen" up in? They shoulda spit in that guys face.
 

SRD420

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Oct 12, 2004
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If I was that stinky mfkr, I'd just take my business else where, fuck them cheap bastards. He's a regular, meaning he gambles a lot. I woulda gave dude a free room to freshen up to stay longer and spend more. For fuck sakes, its a casino, they have the money to comp rooms, my mom gets free rooms all the time. He must of been winning or not betting enough.

Either way I guess though, go take a shower you stinky bastard! I always run into grease balls like that at concerts you can smell a mile away. Disgusting fucks!
 
May 9, 2002
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Doubt It, Ive Known some Really Fat People, not that Fat But 350s, But Maybe If He Was Running Outside In The Heat, But If Your Sitting?
Dog...think about it. 440 pounds. I dont think you are apprectiating the actual SIZE of 440 pounds. That is HUGE. Not to mention, he is playing a somewhat STRESSFUL game in poker, which means he is constantly nervous and anxious.