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Aug 20, 2003
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DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY?? SHIT I WAS IN CACHE CREEK AWHILE BACK PLAYING THE SLOTS.I HIT IT FOR 100 BONES.THIS FOOL WAS WATCHING ME AND HE SAID HEY BRO CAN I HAVE A COUPLE DOLLARS SO I CAN GET SOME FRENCH FRIES.IM LIKE FUCK NA,WHAT DID YOU DO BLOW ALL YOUR MONEY?HE'S LIKE YOU DONT HAVE TO GET ALL HUFFY LOL AND ASKED THE OLD LADY SITTING NEXT TO ME FOR A COUPLE OF DOLLARS.THIS BROAD MUST OF BEEN LIKE 60+ YEARS OLD SHE TOLD EM TO FUCK OFF.THIS OTHER LADY ENDED UP GIVING HIM A COUPLE OF BUCKS.DUMB BROAD.I SAW HIM GO TO THE NEXT ROW OF MACHINES AND THIS FOOL PUT THE 2 BUCKS IN AND LOST LOL.I WONDER HOW MANY FOOLS DO THIS SHIT IN CASINOS?
 

Dz Nutts Radio

dznuttsradio.com
Jan 27, 2008
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IN 01 I WAS IN VEGAS AND WAS HEEELLLLA PERKED . MY POTNA AND I SAT AT

THE KENO SIDE BAR @ BELLAGIO FOR HOURS!! I HAD TO PEE SO I WONDERED

OFF TO THE PISSER.. HANDLED MY BUSINESS AND ON THE WAY BACK TO THE

BAR I STARTED STUMBLING AND ALMOST FELL, SO I GRABBED ONTO THIS SLOT

MACHINE.. THOUGHT TO MYSELF, IF THIS WASNT HERE I WOULDA PROLLY FELL

ON MY FACE! SO I STUCK A $1 IN IT TO THANK THIS MACHINE FOR BEING

THERE TO STOP ME FROM FALLING NOT THINKING I WAS FINNA HIT ANYTHING

AND HIT $250! DAMN NEAR PAID FOR THE BAR TAB FOR A BUCK! HAPPY 21ST
 

drewski.kalonji

Shark Finning & Grinning
May 17, 2002
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IN 01 I WAS IN VEGAS AND WAS HEEELLLLA PERKED . MY POTNA AND I SAT AT

THE KENO SIDE BAR @ BELLAGIO FOR HOURS!! I HAD TO PEE SO I WONDERED

OFF TO THE PISSER.. HANDLED MY BUSINESS AND ON THE WAY BACK TO THE

BAR I STARTED STUMBLING AND ALMOST FELL, SO I GRABBED ONTO THIS SLOT

MACHINE.. THOUGHT TO MYSELF, IF THIS WASNT HERE I WOULDA PROLLY FELL

ON MY FACE! SO I STUCK A $1 IN IT TO THANK THIS MACHINE FOR BEING

THERE TO STOP ME FROM FALLING NOT THINKING I WAS FINNA HIT ANYTHING

AND HIT $250! DAMN NEAR PAID FOR THE BAR TAB FOR A BUCK! HAPPY 21ST
good story.

I haven't spent much time at casinos, not really a big gambler except for like dollar dice games with friends haha. I made two hundred dollars in a couple days during my sophmore year of high school off of strictly lunchtime $1.00 games. Shit I've never even bought a scratcher before.
 
May 19, 2005
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i won 7g's on craps one night startin with 4 hundred.it was stricly business,no drinkin,no fuckin around,i went in on the intent of making money,and suprisingly i did

thats not to say iv lost around 5 hundred in a matter of minutes
 
Dec 9, 2005
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One of my boy's younger brother was hella drinking inside of OPM in Vegas one night...got so twitted that he got the boot. After we got out of the club we saw him playing sloppy ass drunk at a blackjack table...

We must've had perfect timing because a few minutes after we got there, he yacked all over the blackjack table.

Never seen that in my life previously, mind you this is at the Ceasar's Palace in Las Vegas.

He did not return to the blackjack table that night.
 
May 15, 2002
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i won 7g's on craps one night startin with 4 hundred.it was stricly business,no drinkin,no fuckin around,i went in on the intent of making money,and suprisingly i did

thats not to say iv lost around 5 hundred in a matter of minutes
i definatly know how that goes...craps is hit or miss....in the same night ive won 2,500 jus to turn around 2 hrs later and lose that and 2,500 more....craps is a helluva game!
 
Dec 4, 2006
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Funniest story was when my boy put down $4,500 on the Russian roulette table in vegas and lost it all on his 1st try. Homeboy didn't have no cash for the 4 days we was gonna be there, I even told him myself "hit the crap tables with us, I'll guarantee you that you will make money on there" ...but homeboy didn't listen to me..

Next I know my other boy goes up to the room and finds him crying on the bed and wanting to leave Vegas ha ha....funny shit..

And that same night I hit for 12k playing craps..i gave him a thousand dollars so he can hold himself down in Vegas for the 4 days...

Moral of the story though, don't spend all your money when you're at a casino. If you win something cool, back out and don't bet no more.
 
Aug 14, 2006
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won 8 G's in a bad beat at hold em, had four of a kind 7's and lost to four jacks.

ummm was getting domed up by some crazy white girl that had a royal flush tattood on her back lol, in the parking lot. Punk ass security guard walks by and knocks on the window... fuckin block. drove down the street to get my nut off.
 
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went to jackson lost my money..got outside and said fuck them native americans, i jus wanna shoot a deer or somethin..on the way home, fuckin side swiped a deer knocking off my side mirror and puttin a solid dent on the passenger door..real talk, scariest shit to see something that u no ur gonna crash into but u cant do nothin about it..oh yea not gonna go to jackson no more, i hate depositing my money over there..