Car Burglar Has Shitty Day

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Feb 6, 2003
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TAMPA, Fla. -- A suspected car burglar in Tampa made a dirty mistake when he hid out inside a Port-O-Let.

Tampa Police said 22-year-old Lorenzo Earl Knight broke into two cars over the weekend.


One of the owners fought Knight and chased him to a nearby construction site.

Knight tried to hide in the Port-O-Let, but when the victim found him he overturned the toilet, dumping huge amounts of human waste on Knight, police said.


Knight has been charged with auto burglary and possession of burglary tools.