Canada is better than America

[gimmefreemusic]

Aside from all the obvious reasons...
we burned down your whitehouse and fucked yo bitches in 1812.

When the japs set it off in pearl harbour you bitches werent down for the funk. Canada was with the get back in less than 24 hours.

We're 10.3% less obese than you guys.

We send you all our shitty musicians like Drake, Bieber and Celine Dion and you guys embrace them.

We dont have crocodiles

We are adaptable to any climate

We got all the fresh water and trees

We dont hate black people and Mexicans

We got (kinda) free healthcare

We bout it bout it

We got the better side of niagra falls

We invented the telephone, the lightbulb, basketball, insulin (you're welcome fat people), electric wheelchairs (again, you're welcome fat people), the g suit, java, ski doos, radios, the moose, electric ovens, instant replays, beer carton handles and that is just the tip of the iceberg.



So when you see me and @Mac Jesus , address us as your superiors.

 

[drunkaholic707]

Shut the fuck up frenchie

 

[Magick Wisdom]

Canada ? I'll mix Canada Dry Ginger Ale with Brandy in a cup.

But I must say the USA has some of the best burgers I had on my trip last summer.
In N Out burger in particular is one of the best burgers they have in the United States domain.
However in the UK we have the best sandwiches

 

[MobbinINda916]

In Canada you are not allowed to defend yourself if somebody breaks in to your house, instead your only choice is to curl up in a fetal position and hope you don't get butt raped.

 

[reo]

We're 10.3% less obese than you guys.
We dont have crocodiles

these sound like cons not pros

 

[MobbinINda916]

Canada is where all the cowards went who were to pussy to be drafted in the Vietnam war.

 

[Mac Jesus]

In Canada you are not allowed to defend yourself if somebody breaks in to your house, instead your only choice is to curl up in a fetal position and hope you don't get butt raped.

Self-defence: What's acceptable under Canadian law? - Canada - CBC News

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Again an example of how your country is full of cowards and we are superior

 

[Mac Jesus]

I don't know of any canadians who ran away to america to escape the vietnam war, or any other war for that matter, do you @gimmefreemusic ?

 

[gimmefreemusic]

No we dont accept cowards round these parts

 

[drunkaholic707]

 

[reo]

your bacon is ham
u tax tha fuck outa liquor
your milk comes in a bag
y'all cops is called "mounties"
no nfl
accent sounds ghey

 

[MobbinINda916]

 

[MobbinINda916]

 

[Mac Jesus]

 

[MobbinINda916]

 

[Mac Jesus]

your bacon is ham
u tax tha fuck outa liquor
your milk comes in a bag
y'all cops is called "mounties"
no nfl
accent sounds ghey

"Canadian Bacon" is actually an american term - In Canada, bacon is bacon.

My milk comes out of a carton - Pierre's milk comes out of a bag.

RCMP are only federal police officers. So cops working out of one of the Edmonton police departments, for example, are not mounties.

CFL football fields are longer and wider because we go harder than you guys.

My accent sounds like anyone of you guys from Seattle so FUCK YOU.

Our education system is better than yours.

 

[MobbinINda916]

 

[Mac Jesus]

 

[drunkaholic707]

why you posting pics of pierres mother