can someone explain this

[marty50]

i got my headphones on hooked up to teh computer.

now i got the tv on with the volume down all the way to zero - no sound.

so in between the the beginning and the end of the tracks - i can hear the fuckin tv thru my headphones - wtf.

the tv aint hooked up to the computer, and the headphones isnt hooked up to the tv - wtf.

its like there is ghost sleeping with me in bed, whispering sweet nothings in my ear.

they got the jared fuck from subway whispering sweet nothings in my ears. wtf is this. can soemone explain this???!! help its like he's nibbling on my ears!!!!

 

[italianstallion]

its probably that bastard slimer!

 

[italianstallion]

 

[savage]

evp

 

[marty50]

whats evp you saying soemthins wrong with my ears - evp=ears volume pressure - what the fuck are you sayin im fuckin deaf and retaarded?? am i turning into a vegatable??

 

[savage]

lol yea thats it man

 

[numba2stunna]

they got the jared fuck from subway whispering sweet nothings in my ears.

 

[R]

see what you need to do is go down to the beach and get yourself some sand

remove the headphones from the computer and pour some sand into the headphone jack, then plug the headphones back into the computer

take some more sand and pour it into both of your earholes, then hold your nose and spin around while humming the theme tune to knight rider

look for any hole on your tv and pour the remaining sand into it, then shake the tv from side to side for 3 minutes and 14 seconds, this must be done while the tv is switched on

you should now be able to listen to songs on your computer through your headphones without hearing the tv in between tracks

hope this helps

 

[Doxx]

WTF?!?!? THIS AINT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY WTF?!?!??

Call Dr. Bill Wattenburg on KGO. That dude probably knows.

 

[Meta4iCAL]

you should probably lay off the drugs

 

[Doxx]

Construct a helmet for yourself out of aluminum foil. Should do the trick.

Remember... Shiny side should be on the outside of the helmet!!!!