___ Subject: Calling in Sick
___ > Hung Chow: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got
___ > headache,stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work."
___ > The boss says: "You know Hung Chow I really need you today. When I feel
___ > like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel
___ > better and I can go to work. You should try that.
___ > "Two hours later Hung Chow calls: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel
___ > great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."
___ > Hung Chow: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got
___ > headache,stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work."
___ > The boss says: "You know Hung Chow I really need you today. When I feel
___ > like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel
___ > better and I can go to work. You should try that.
___ > "Two hours later Hung Chow calls: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel
___ > great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."
