California officials seize man's pet hippo

[Deep Thought]

SAN DIEGO, California (Reuters) -- California fish and game officials are investigating a San Diego-area man who kept a rare 500-pound pygmy hippopotamus as a pet in his suburban backyard for at least a decade, a newspaper reported Saturday.

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If you could get away with keeping an exotic pet, what would it be? I'd like a tiger or a really really big ass alligator.

 

[Stealth]

I'd want a spider-monkey, penguin, koala, or an elephant (with saddle)

 

[Thir$ty B]

Sloth bear...

 

[skitz]

LOL

 

[MiZnKoNsPiQuOz]

LMFAO@STEALTH!!I WANT A COOKIE MONSTUH~209~

 

[iaoish]

I'd go for a wolf or a tiger

 

[Cranky]

I'd want a polar bear, or a panda bear......or a lion......

 

[Miz X RaiDeD]

That hippo looks sicc! I'd want a tiger, a killer whale or a dolphin.

 

[SLOWPOKE]

I WOULD WANT A CHIMP , I TEACH HIM TO GAB A DRINK AND MY "VAGA BOX" EVERYTIME I WALK IN THA DOOR...HE WOULD ROAM THE HOUSE CLEAN UP AND WATER THE LAWN. I WOULD ROLL HIM OUT TO THE PARK AND HE WOULD DANCE TO MY CONGAS AND THE LADIES WOULD LOVE HIM CAUSE I WOULD TEACH HIM TO FLURIT WITH THE LADIES LIKE PUT HIS HAND OVER HIS HEART AND BLOW KISSES
AND WHEN THEY BLOW ONE BACK HE WIL SLAP HIS FACE (ALL SHY) AND FALL ON HIS ASS

 

[Siccx Degree]

I'd want a Komodo Dragon...

 

[mustynutz]

exotic animals.....hmmm.....I'll take MiZnKoNsPiQuOz....

 

[SLOWPOKE]

o.k. musty, so you gonna leave sad eyez for me, cause you know l.m.r. takes care of our own, y que?

cause i have yet to tell her (wow) but i'm gettin a big tat of her pic that i d/l off here....it's a little blocky ....ok really blocky .... so much that you gotta stand 30 feet to see that it's a face but i'ma have it from my neck to the small of my back..when i work out, it 's gonna look like she is winking at you !!!!!!!!!!

 

[mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY]

a howler monkey.. those things are crazy. be jokes to ride wit the lil fucker back howlin n shit.

 

[Gordon Gekko]

I want a Hyena

 

[ARMED & HAMMERED]

i want a retarded bear with a lazy eye. lmao :devious:

 

[5ive1en]

a T-Rex

 

[Unregistered]

for almost a decade? that hippo must've gotten better treatment with this guy than any other hippo in a zoo or circus... or testing center for proctor & gamble.