C.O.P.S.....

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Jun 27, 2002
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who else watches this shit,i watch this everyday along wit Forensic files and Mad TV.....also watch that Extreme Elimination shit on SpikeTV,that shit is off the hook...

i heard someone say cops was fake and it was all scripted arrests.....i still have trouble believin that shit but you never know...Anyone else always watch cops....it dont make sense i hate policebut i watch cops all the time....maybe to stay one step ahead...
 
Dec 18, 2002
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everythin i learned about dodgin cops came straight from that show

1: DONT EVER HIDE UNDER A KIDDIE POOL THINKIN YOU GUNNA GET AWAY WITH SHIT

2: IF YOUR FOLLOWED BY A HELICOPTER WITH THAT HEAT DETECTION SHIT YOU NEED TO START A BRUSH FIRE

3: WHEN THEY START ASKING TO SEARCH YOUR SHIT, REFUSE AT ALL COSTS AND ASK TO CALL A LAWYER YOU DONT HAVE

4: KEEP LESS THAN A DUB ON YOU AT ALL TIMES SO THEY DONT ARREST YOU

5: IF YOU RUN MAKE SURE THE OFFICER IS FAT OR YOUR FAST AS FUCK, MAKE SURE TO HOP FENCES -- ALWAYS THROWS EM OFF

6: IF YOU DONT WANNA GET PULLED OVER -- DONT STOP
 
Apr 25, 2002
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^^^ Hell yeah, Cops shows me what NOT to do to get arrested.

Reminds me about this one book I read on how not to get arrested when your a criminal. Like when you doin dirt, always wear civillian ass clothes. No ballcaps, jerseys, sagged pants or anything. Tuck in your shirt. Put on a pair of reading glasses and and be clean shaven. Also try to get a uniform or a namebadge from a place of employment and wear it at all times when your doing dirt. Carry a lunchpail and a thermos so if you get pulled over or what not you could tell the cop that your on your way home from work.

Book was pretty insightful, wish I remembered the name of it.
 
Jun 27, 2002
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KrypticFlowz said:
everythin i learned about dodgin cops came straight from that show

1: DONT EVER HIDE UNDER A KIDDIE POOL THINKIN YOU GUNNA GET AWAY WITH SHIT

2: IF YOUR FOLLOWED BY A HELICOPTER WITH THAT HEAT DETECTION SHIT YOU NEED TO START A BRUSH FIRE

3: WHEN THEY START ASKING TO SEARCH YOUR SHIT, REFUSE AT ALL COSTS AND ASK TO CALL A LAWYER YOU DONT HAVE

4: KEEP LESS THAN A DUB ON YOU AT ALL TIMES SO THEY DONT ARREST YOU

5: IF YOU RUN MAKE SURE THE OFFICER IS FAT OR YOUR FAST AS FUCK, MAKE SURE TO HOP FENCES -- ALWAYS THROWS EM OFF

6: IF YOU DONT WANNA GET PULLED OVER -- DONT STOP


ROFLMMFAO....so true