ENJOY...
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart
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> > > > > attack and dies.
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> > > > > >He immediately goes to ... hell, where the devil is
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> > > > > waiting for him. "I
> > > >
> > > > > >don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on
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> > > > > my list, but I have no
> > > >
> > > > > >room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so
> > > >
> > > > > I'll tell you what I'm
> > > >
> > > > > >going to do. Believe it or not I've got some folks
> > > >
> > > > > here who weren't quite
> > > >
> > > > > >as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
> > > >
> > > > > have to take their place.
> > > >
> > > > > >I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
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> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > >Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil
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> > > > > opened the first room.
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> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > >In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water.
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> > > > > He kept diving in and
> > > >
> > > > > >surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over.
> > > >
> > > > > Such was his fate in hell.
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > >"No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a
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> > > > > good swimmer and I don't
> > > >
> > > > > >think I could do that all day long." The devil led
> > > >
> > > > > him to the next room.
> > > >
> > > > > >In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a
> > > >
> > > > > room full of rocks. All
> > > >
> > > > > >he did was swing that hammer, time after time after
> > > >
> > > > > time. "No, I've got
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> > > > > >this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
> > > >
> > > > > constant agony if all I could
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> > > > > >do was break rocks all day," commented George. The
> > > >
> > > > > devil opened a third
> > > >
> > > > > >door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the
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> > > > > floor with his arms staked
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> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > >over his head, and his legs staked in a spread
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> > > > > eagle pose. Bent over him
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> > > > > >was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
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> > > > > >Bush took this in disbelief and finally said,"Yeah,
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> > > > > I can handle
> > > >
> > > > > >this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica,
> > > >
> > > > > you're free to go."
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart
> > > >
> > > > > attack and dies.
> > > >
> > > > > >He immediately goes to ... hell, where the devil is
> > > >
> > > > > waiting for him. "I
> > > >
> > > > > >don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on
> > > >
> > > > > my list, but I have no
> > > >
> > > > > >room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so
> > > >
> > > > > I'll tell you what I'm
> > > >
> > > > > >going to do. Believe it or not I've got some folks
> > > >
> > > > > here who weren't quite
> > > >
> > > > > >as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
> > > >
> > > > > have to take their place.
> > > >
> > > > > >I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
> > > >
> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > >Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil
> > > >
> > > > > opened the first room.
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > >In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water.
> > > >
> > > > > He kept diving in and
> > > >
> > > > > >surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over.
> > > >
> > > > > Such was his fate in hell.
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > >"No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a
> > > >
> > > > > good swimmer and I don't
> > > >
> > > > > >think I could do that all day long." The devil led
> > > >
> > > > > him to the next room.
> > > >
> > > > > >In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a
> > > >
> > > > > room full of rocks. All
> > > >
> > > > > >he did was swing that hammer, time after time after
> > > >
> > > > > time. "No, I've got
> > > >
> > > > > >this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
> > > >
> > > > > constant agony if all I could
> > > >
> > > > > >do was break rocks all day," commented George. The
> > > >
> > > > > devil opened a third
> > > >
> > > > > >door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the
> > > >
> > > > > floor with his arms staked
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > >over his head, and his legs staked in a spread
> > > >
> > > > > eagle pose. Bent over him
> > > >
> > > > > >was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
> > > >
> > > > > >Bush took this in disbelief and finally said,"Yeah,
> > > >
> > > > > I can handle
> > > >
> > > > > >this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica,
> > > >
> > > > > you're free to go."
