Once upon a time 2 drunken bums stood on the street corner. "Boy," one of them said, "I'm Thirsty."
The second bum was looking through the trash. "Look what I found," he said, "a hotdog."
"That gives me an idea," said the first bum. "Lets go to a bar, order drinks, and when the bartender asks us for money, I'll stick the hotdog out my zipper, and you'll suck it."
"Thats not gonna work," says the second bum.
They went to the bar and ordered drinks. When the bartender asked for money, the first bum stuck the hotdog out of his zipper, and the second bum starting sucking it.
"Get out of here you fuckin faggots!!!!" yelled the bartender.
After about 10 bars, the second bum said to the first bum, "My knees are getting sore, how about giving me the hotdog for a while?"
"That old thing?" says the first bum,"I lost that 7 bars ago."
The second bum was looking through the trash. "Look what I found," he said, "a hotdog."
"That gives me an idea," said the first bum. "Lets go to a bar, order drinks, and when the bartender asks us for money, I'll stick the hotdog out my zipper, and you'll suck it."
"Thats not gonna work," says the second bum.
They went to the bar and ordered drinks. When the bartender asked for money, the first bum stuck the hotdog out of his zipper, and the second bum starting sucking it.
"Get out of here you fuckin faggots!!!!" yelled the bartender.
After about 10 bars, the second bum said to the first bum, "My knees are getting sore, how about giving me the hotdog for a while?"
"That old thing?" says the first bum,"I lost that 7 bars ago."
