Box wine inventor dies as his genius finally gets its due

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Jun 13, 2002
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Dana must be devastated.

Box wine inventor dies as his genius finally gets its due

By Andrew Pridgen
04/07/10 - 12:14 PM


Tuesday Australian winemaker/box wine inventor Thomas Angove died.

He was 92.

Along with inventing the best wine storage device since the oak barrel, Angove was the man who imported non-native grapes to his home continent (those bottles of Yellow Tail Pinot, Savignon Blanc, Grenache, Cab you crave — Angove is directly responsible).
He patented box wine in 1965.

From his son John, "I remember when I was about 15 and he brought home a prototype and I said to him: 'that's ridiculous'" to throngs of naysayers and wine snobs — the idea of wine in a box and bladder simply adds up to declasse.

If microbrews can be stored better in a can and your best varietals now almost exclusively found in screw cap — has box wine's day come?

Yes.

Recession be damned, in 2009, three-liter boxes became the fastest-growing segment of wine sales in the US — and yes, it's because the wine stays fresher longer. Period.

The dawn of the box era is also getting a big bump from big chains as Whole Foods, Target and Trader Joe's jump in the game with their own box labels and price points well above the $5 Franzia range.
(Not that there's anything wrong with Franzia; two of the best nights of my life: one that resulted in a black eye and a bleeding head and one that ended with me chasing Chuck Mangione around a golf course — can be directly linked to Franzia blush.)

Target's Wine Cube is $17/3L (made by Napa's Trinchero Family); Monterey County's Black Box is a find at $23/3L and Trove's Chardonnay $23/3L are legit contenders to take up valuable fridge space.

So, raise a glass today in memory of Thomas Angove — and know that his future of wine storage — is now.
 
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15 Reasons Why Franzia is Awesome
1. You can drink it straight from the fridge


2. You're supposed to drink it during the day


Everyone knows Franzia is a day drink.


3. It's easy to transport



It's much easier to carry around a bag of Franzia than a bottle of wine. It's also easier to pour for a quick drink on the go!


4. Franzia stands





5. You can use the bag as a pillow





6. It brings people together



Franzia = friends.


7. You can wear it





8. You can staple the bag to a wall



Franzia is one of the only beverages you can drink from a wall.


9. Easy storage



You can fit A LOT of Franzia in a refrigerator.


10. “The Tour de Franzia”



The “Tour de Franzia” is a game where you travel to different destinations and chug/slap different flavors of Franzia. It's basically a wine tasting, but with Franzia.


11. It goes well with affordable snacks





12. You can funnel it



You can't/shouldn't really do that with bottled wine.


13. It's perfect for study breaks





14. It has a spout



Spouts are fun.


15. Slapping the bag



Franzia is meant for slapping/tapping/hitting etc. It's why we love it.
 
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IT was perfect back in the day for a hoodrat comming to the crib... "You want some wine?" ... never said no cuz they wanna feel classy... thinkn they drinkin some expensive shit...


... matter of fact they never never said no to anything after sippin LMAO

Good thing Stephanie Lopez never came thru!!
 

Ne Obliviscaris

RIP Cut-Throat and SoCo
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♔;5131777 said:
Dana must be devastated.

Box wine inventor dies as his genius finally gets its due

By Andrew Pridgen
04/07/10 - 12:14 PM


Tuesday Australian winemaker/box wine inventor Thomas Angove died.

He was 92.

Along with inventing the best wine storage device since the oak barrel, Angove was the man who imported non-native grapes to his home continent (those bottles of Yellow Tail Pinot, Savignon Blanc, Grenache, Cab you crave — Angove is directly responsible).
He patented box wine in 1965.

From his son John, "I remember when I was about 15 and he brought home a prototype and I said to him: 'that's ridiculous'" to throngs of naysayers and wine snobs — the idea of wine in a box and bladder simply adds up to declasse.

If microbrews can be stored better in a can and your best varietals now almost exclusively found in screw cap — has box wine's day come?

Yes.

Recession be damned, in 2009, three-liter boxes became the fastest-growing segment of wine sales in the US — and yes, it's because the wine stays fresher longer. Period.

The dawn of the box era is also getting a big bump from big chains as Whole Foods, Target and Trader Joe's jump in the game with their own box labels and price points well above the $5 Franzia range.
(Not that there's anything wrong with Franzia; two of the best nights of my life: one that resulted in a black eye and a bleeding head and one that ended with me chasing Chuck Mangione around a golf course — can be directly linked to Franzia blush.)

Target's Wine Cube is $17/3L (made by Napa's Trinchero Family); Monterey County's Black Box is a find at $23/3L and Trove's Chardonnay $23/3L are legit contenders to take up valuable fridge space.

So, raise a glass today in memory of Thomas Angove — and know that his future of wine storage — is now.

Link please?
 
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i remember i just wanted to drink myself into a blackout asap and chugged some huge glassfuls of rossi, the darker color jug. horrible idea. woke up wanting to die cause it felt so bad. not like being drunk but like being ruined. i threw up but it didnt come out looking the same, it was like the water separated out and then all the chemicals and coloring and shit seperated out from the wine like when you make kool-aid and it sits forever and the coloring and sugar separates out. ill never drink that horrible poison again. you could just look at the coloring and whatever else it was and instinctively know that it was poison